LOLOL OMG please do that

i have a tattoo of a half octopus/half woman with heart pasties over her nipples. she's not even HUMAN and i have to cover it as to not offend someone (who remained nameless) at work. i debate cutting out a bathing suit from a victoria's secret catalogue and taping it on my arm.

I'm genuinely astonished she's managed to stay relevant - but then, I was always Team Blair and I just resent that she's more well known than Leighton Meester.

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The fingertip length standard is flawed for many of us. For example: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturega…

You don't look obscene in short things. If anyone says that punch them in the neck.

I'm | too sexy for the dance | too sexy for the Dads | too sexy for the lads

I have actually never seen a wedding invite that did NOT spell out the date. And I have been to weddings where people wore jeans.

You know what actually might help? A mandatory theraphy session for those bullies. What however does likely not help? Making the parents pay. Often the parents will be themselves abusive and having to pay money will make them just more abusive. Or they are overwhelmed, and again, paying doesn't help that issue. Other…

Ah, yes. "X is bad, therefore it should be criminalized." An infallible proposition. There are literally no steps on the spectrum between "complete indifference" and "criminal punishment." That 8-9 year old girl definitely needed a criminal charge to straighten her out.

Actually a lot of formal wedding invitations I've gotten spell out the date. A decent amount of them also would put "in the year of Our Lord, Two Thousand and Fourteen".

Tess! Love that she wants to dream about doing whatever she wants, flying, and drinking coffee. What 8 year old dreams about drinking coffee? She's clearly going to grow up to be a super smart novelist/philosopher.

Perhaps who raised these lazy ass young adults is the more appropriate question. You reap what you sow, I guess?

I think too many people here just want to be mad to listen to practical things like that. No one here cares if her gun could have been aimed at neighbors, children, infants - it doesn't matter. Fools think guns are meant to be used to force a "surrender". No, they're deadly force. Tasers are meant for surrender.…

you are quite imature. the moment you do not know how to answer you just ignore it or just post an extreme example that is something entirely different

"If it's edgy, gritty glamour you want, why not name your kid Flint?"

NO DO NOT SUGGEST THIS argh too late.

There were moments of delirium in graduate school (where we pretty much had a finals sized test a week) when I'd fantasize about having to be hospitalized.

Say I got a windfall of $2 mil. I would put it into simple index funds, which return 4%. That would give me an income of $80,000/annum — which is double what I live on in a year.

I would probably do things like this:

1. eat 100% organic in terms of produce, including out of season things (like organic strawberries in…

Yes and no.I would buy a Burberry trench, and a very nice, classic bag. I would allow myself splurges at higher-end stores, but I'd still mostly go for the sale racks. For everyday, I think I could be content maxing out at JCrew-level spending.

I think it's amazing that in a story as harrowing as this one, where the vet is clearly the criminal here, you chose to focus on the one thing the owners may have not done perfectly. Really? Your comment is tasteless and completely beside the point.