I swear I want to be friends with you. I can't even imagine half the stories you have to tell. Any celebrity penis size stories to tell? C'mon, I'm sure you have a few ;-)

I truly thought Fairuza Balk would have won some Academy awards by 2014.

You must've had a bitch of a time picking your top 8 on MySpace.

god I already have like 5 cat tattoos and this really makes me want a Lil Bub one

I'm pretty sure it only took 6 months* or so after graduation to start pretending I didn't know any** of them.

OK. Sorry. You SO could've delivered your point without the "fuck you" but this is Jezebel. I wish you well.

I am a person with pale blue eyes, and used to wear prescription contacts because my pale blue eyes are just terrible for actually seeing things.* Once a person asked me if I wore contacts and smugly replied "I knew it" when I said yes, as if they thought my eye color wasn't real. My contacts were clear, not tinted in…

People are pointing out on the Gawker thread that it looks like Courtney's handwriting and he may have been carrying around something she wrote as a joke because he thought it was funny. Either way, I wish Seattle PD would just let this die. The more they release under the guise of "clearing Courtney's name" against…

I can't comment on whether or not it was a race issue, but that was my sense as well... Planet Fitness sells itself as a place where people can work out without feeling intimidated, so I could see the employee just trying to parrot that corporate-speak in telling the woman that her outfit could be "intimidating."

I lurve orange tabbies. They have the best personalities.

make their meat rise like a loaf of bread

Sorry to be that person, but: it doesn't change the DNA, it changes how the DNA is methylated, which is a modification of how the DNA is structured (i.e. whether it's tightly wound or not). THAT changes gene expression. However, the underlying DNA sequence is not actually changed. :)

here's a link to another comment by another member: http://jezebel.com/this-my-so-who…

so that's 3 cases so far? i just googled and they have 780 locations. and again, cheap gym, 10 bucks a month? they're probably cutting corners everywhere they can so i doubt they pay their employees well or train them very well either so i could see incompetent or stupid employees being a little too zealous with how…

yeah but again, they're 10$ a month so i imagine they also don't pay their employees very much or offer much in way of training. they're a cheap, shitty gym with a stupid, shitty dress code that's not even uniformly applied. they serve pizza and bagels in the gym. what do you expect, great service, common sense and…

havent you realized? Jezebel no longer is a feminist website! They're a "post whatver you think will get the highest click throughs and fan the most flames" site. Have a look at their most recent posts... 2% at most are actually feminist related.

If you feel like you're going to die of heat stroke wearing stretchy, lightweight garments - covering most of your skin or not - you might not be sweating sufficiently. You might want to see a doctor.

Their dress code does state no midriff showing so that woman with the crop top had no reason to get upset. She violated the dress code very clearly. As stupid as this dress code is she signed that membership and they most likely tell you their rules when you do so or give you something with their rules for you to…

Yea, it seems to me this whole repurposing thing is because an adult woman felt slighted by the Disney company for having 2 characters with similar hair styles. To just simply repurpose the Tangled wigs would have required a substantial amount of effort that I doubt was actually put in.

Actually. Elsa does have snow crystals in her hair that glisten after she turns into frozen Elsa. And if they are repurposed, the color of the hair had to have been changed as Rupunzels hair is yellow and Elsa's hair is white blonde.