She used her brain and Brain to defeat Dr. Claw all the time.

I think I just felt myself becoming a woman.

A classic Bop centerfold.

I have 6 year old relatives who only comment on articles they've actually read all the way through.

Left out on purpose.

I absolutely loved every. single. minute. Here are my thoughts. I may have more when I obviously re-binge very soon bc I miss them already.

TOO CUTE

Reading this story and these comments, I can only conclude that the pregnant and famous can't win.

Speaking as a history teacher, if it gets glossed over, its because we try to cram 400 years of history into 9 months of 45 minute periods. When I taught US History, I discussed both of these things, but they can't be done in the greatest amount of detail. High School level history is broad brush. Slavery must be…

I've always pictured Steam like this.

Brilliant. And as with all good humor, it has a lot of truth to it. Especially on Jezebel. I KNOW YOU GUYS ARE THE BEYGENCY!

My buddy had just come back from his second tour in Iraq. We were stuck in heavy traffic on a raised drawbridge, so to pass the time, I ate his asshole like a leap-year kid with a birthday cake BECAUSE I AM A FUCKING PATRIOT.

Handcuffed in the back of a moving cop car.

Given your username, I feel like you saw this and went "MY MOMENT HAS ARRIVED."

If she has the abortion AND keeps the guy this will make my century.

Where did you get my yearbook photo

It's good to know this look makes EVERYONE look horrible.

Sigourney Weaver killed it in "Paul".

Bill Murray, Zombieland