I had to go with caffeine. Without coffee (which, let's be honest, is just a vehicle for caffeine), I can't be motivated to go to work. If I don't go to work, I don't get paid. If I don't get paid, then I can't buy weed. Thus, caffeine > weed.

"Vinyl isn't just music. It's an experience. And one that's worth paying for."

So much this. The reason I enjoy purchasing and listening to vinyl is for the experience. Most of my favorite labels who consistently put out albums on vinyl often do so in very unique packaging (like Step Brothers- "Lord Steppington" who's…

Vinyl is all about the experience. I started collecting a couple years ago and my collection has quickly blossomed into a full assortment of staples from the 70's to today. They call vinyl the 'black crack' for a reason.

I totally agree with you here, 100%. But Gizmodo readers hate vinyl, so brace yourself.

Seriously, nobody has ever gone to war over Shrooms.

Bryan Adams

It's my robot test. If you can watch this episode without at LEAST tearing up, you're a robot. I feel like Battlestar Galactica could have saved itself a lot of grief and rooted out the cylons in an hour by using this test.

Jason Biggs is a fan favorite?

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Name: Eve

THIS IS THE BEST VALENTINE'S DAY PRESENT EVAR!!!!

It is pretty sickening and sad at times.

Question: who else buys milk in bags?

I love whole milk. I grew up on it. In fact, I'm going to buy some now.

Maybe the key with eating the things you love is moderation and not being stupid?

OMG She looks like me! Now I have picture in my head of myself eating a diaper. NO!!!

"Drunk chick with long hair who whips it around and hits you in the face with it over and over and over again" is my personal favorite. And by *favorite* I mean personal embodiment of hell.

I recently got cut in on a massive joint I saw some guys roll at a concert I was at in Europe and I felt SO COOL. I was convinced they were my new best friends but they were probably just too baked to realise I hadn't been with them from the beginning.

6. The Person Who Absolutely MUST Get To The Front Of The Crowd Despite Arriving Late

This shit matters. As per the discussion on the "nerd blackface" article, it was EXACTLY this kind of ridiculous gender breakdown that made me think I must actually be a boy when I was a kid. I fucking loved Ninja Turtles. Having to ask for "the boy toy" constantly gave me a lot of confusion and anxiety about who I…

Is that the jaundice filter on Instagram?