Joule thief!

Honestly, Fuck Harrison Bader for two reasons:

I acknowledge that you are entitled to this awful opinion.

Puig should get to play every game in those sleeveless jerseys

That Phillies 1st baseman needs to move his fucking foot.

Pitaro was hoisted by his own Le Batard.

Boone may think his players are savage in the box, but they appear to be real beasts going solo.

I’m torn who to root for because fuck the Yankees, but also fuck the Umpires.  

republican = fascist

(As an ethnically ambiguous person, my favorite reply to this question is, “Why do you ask?” and then just let t h e  s  i  l  e  n  c  e   d   r   a   w    o    u   t     .     .     .) 

Unfortunately you just know the person would then say, “But WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!”

Shoot straight

I asked for my meal without bell peppers. Can I get $5 off please?

This is the letter writer:

BREAKING: Quarterback good enough to bring team to championship of best/ most competitive league in the world is, in fact, not good.

Kaep came within inches of winning a Super Bowl. I think he was pretty damned good at the sport.

I mean, I couldn’t hear anything but my dog is going nuts. 

Oh come on now, this guy will obviously be able to handle himself in a maximum security prison environment. Just look at him. Fierce, and built like he was carved from the heart of an oak.

Those are the bread and butter of the white power and nazi movement: white men who feel unappreciated because they can’t date a super model, forgetting the fact that they probably can’t get up the courage to ask any woman out.

Just wait until he gets tossed into the cell block.  I give that POS 6 months before he gets tuned the fuck up or worse.