Oh man, I feel for you.

Each student I teach pays less than 7 dollars of my annual wage. Think about that.

At least 30% sure he’s refusing to bomb Iran as a final act of disrespect towards John McCain.

Yep, self reported jobs numbers are the way to go. All those full time Door Dash and Uber drivers are really helping to drive this very healthy amazing economy. Its fantastic. Homelessness is damn near eradicated because they are all employed. Just look at the numbers!

Made for the following people in their entirety:
You, Me

literally half of colorado is in the plains.  The mountains start 10 miles west of Denver.  Everything to the east is the great plains.  It’s basically Kansas east of Denver. 

Private prisons are one of the greatest travesties in modern America. No one should profit off imprisonment.

If we want our constitution and our nation to mean anything, we don’t have a choice but to impeach him. Even if it costs us the next election. Its not like Joe Biden is going to win the presidency when he’s selected as the democratic candidate. Like I said in another post, he’s likely to select someone like Joe…

The GOP and NRA have issued a statement assuring everyone the gun is uninjured and will have its rights protected. 

Dilbert is Cathy for guys.

I hear when they finally caught him, he plead ‘Not Me’ in court.

The Clinton’s have been investigated for over 30 goddamn years and the only two things they found were jack and shit. How many years of investigation and hours of congressional testimony did Hillary Clinton give to Congress over Benghazi and there was absolution nothing they could actual find to pin on her. More…

Look carefully at this man. Trump is not an outlier. He is representative of the people who run the capitalist world: Men with a low predator’s cunning and no morals who have rarely had to work a day in their lives and have been told “no” even more rarely. Most of our society looks up to them and wants to emulate them.

Sushi doesn’t go with crackers.

The Genocide Convention defines genocide as:

Bruh, don’t double waaaaaaaaaaay the fuck down on this. I don’t get living in a weird little world where you think if a white person doesn’t have a white baby then it means they’re not having kids, period. Or that all of the various groups are only having kids within those groups and that’s all that matters. The real…

No, it isn’t Mr. Duning. You can ask Kruger if you don’t believe me.

*Burns AlbertoS’s house down*
“Hahaha look at that fucking homeless loser!”
*pours acid on AlbertoS’s face*
“Your whole family must be disfigured. AlbertoS the disfigured family!”

Listen, every conservative in this country saw millions of Muslims dancing in the streets of New Jersey after 9/11, and if you ask to see video proof, that just means you’re a secret Muslim, too. I don’t see why this is so hard to understand.