Shoot straight

They’re gonna call me sir they’ll all stop picking on me
Well I’m a high school grad I’m over 5 foot 3
I’ll get a badge and a gun and I’ll join the P.D.

CBP isn't even, technically, considered law enforcement, it's considered part of civil service. So, it's people who couldn't even get a "real" law enforcement job as a cop, deputy, trooper, etc. 

identity politics and a susceptibility to tribalism.

I asked for my meal without bell peppers. Can I get $5 off please?

This is the letter writer:

 You're not an intelligent person and nobody values anything you have to say. 

You forgot flat out Traitors (politically), Racists in general, Concentration Camp apologists, Draft Dodgers, and plain morons. You know The orange shitgibbon himself, and all the trumpanzees.

We’ve got your race traitors, your white supremacists, your classic (admitted) war criminals, your police-state approvers, we’ve got it all folks!

BREAKING: Quarterback good enough to bring team to championship of best/ most competitive league in the world is, in fact, not good.

Kaep came within inches of winning a Super Bowl. I think he was pretty damned good at the sport.

I mean, I couldn’t hear anything but my dog is going nuts. 

“...except with actual talent.”

No no no, you don’t understand. Kaepernick doesn’t have a job because guys like Geno Smith and Chad Henne (Still in the league! Seriously!) are going to come around and make good on their potential aaaaaaaaany year now.

Caitlyn Jenner looks awesome~

Ah, yes, it always makes me feel better, safer, and more moral to fall back on the “hope he’s up to Henry Kissinger standards” bromide.

Oh come on now, this guy will obviously be able to handle himself in a maximum security prison environment. Just look at him. Fierce, and built like he was carved from the heart of an oak.

Those are the bread and butter of the white power and nazi movement: white men who feel unappreciated because they can’t date a super model, forgetting the fact that they probably can’t get up the courage to ask any woman out.

Just wait until he gets tossed into the cell block.  I give that POS 6 months before he gets tuned the fuck up or worse.