A racist school administrator in La Jolla?

That is hilarious. You and your wife might be my new favorite people that I will probably never meet.

Hi neighbor!

That is a perfect analogy (metaphor?)

Congratulations on being “that guy”

The lingonberry juice concentrate makes an excellent mixer...

The meatballs are the best. And it’s a cheap meal!

I used to love watching the forlorn looks on the faces of beaten-down husbands as they were dragged through the Ikea maze by their spouses like some kind of suburban Bataan death march.

IKEA is the best place to buy stuffed animals dog toys that you won’t care about getting destroyed in 10 minutes since they only cost $3.

Also love that you’re giving “the owner that shall not be named” the Voldemort treatment.

Yeah, that was a major downside to the greatest show on turf. That team was fun as hell to watch.

I want to slap everyone who complains about the pussification of the sport via the new roughing the passer rules. Anything that keeps the ELITE quarterbacks healthy and making amazing throws all over the field is a good thing in my book.

is there a sweeter feeling IN THE WORLD than the shaken bottle save?

What kind of nonsense is this? I will not idly stand by while this charlatan sullies the good name of Kyle “Uncle Rico” Orton. He was the best part of those Broncos teams from the late aughts!

Joe Buck’s announcing makes me want to kick puppies and slap grannies.

Thank you for reinforcing the knowledge that I’m doing the right thing by shopping at Sprouts instead of King Soopers.

I hate that Bill Belichick is seen as some kind of footbaw godhead just because he’s smart enough to tailor his system to fit the strengths and weaknesses of his players rather than trying to cram a square peg into a round hole to bolster his fragile ego like most other couches.

Born and raised in CA & I see the ballot initiative system as a double-edged sword.

This concept has been infuriating me ever since the Mormon church spent millions of dollars in California to outlaw gay marriage via Prop 8. Hard to believe that was only 10 years ago.

God, that neighborhood gives me the creeps. I walk a few blocks from my house and through the park and all of a sudden I’m in fucking Stepford.