I read all Gillette emails in Jimmy Fallon’s Boston accent.

You can make a case that Michael B Jordan deserves a nomination. He makes that movie.

I like Gaga and her music, but she’s becoming really insufferable. I guess she was always like that (over the top about her “art”) but this movie and her obsession with Bradley Cooper that is all kinds of uncomfortable to watch....I can’t deal. And I am cheesy and love all the awards shows, no matter how boring they…

I enjoyed ASIB but I saw Gaga’s role as a foil for Bradley Cooper to play off of.  She was solid, but not truly carrying the movie in an award-winning way.

I didn’t realize until tRump that most of my extended family is racist moronic assholes.  It’s been a rude awakening for a 63 year old, knowing that for the rest of my life my brothers/nephews/nieces are just ...POOF...gone.

Millions and millions of our fellow Americans are fucking morons. I didn’t realize this until this imbecile’s election.

“If a male staff needs to enter a female room, they need to bring in a female employee with them.”

what, slamming a sexual predator who ruined women’s careers (or threatened to) if they spoke out about him being a predator? You’re right, some real hard-hitting feminist take THAT is, it DESERVES to be published on an extremist website like Jezebel that [checks notes] advocates for women prisoners to have basic human…

YAAASSS. Again With This is everything.

Not to be shitty, but maybe if she had retired during the Obama years and we had a younger liberal judge in her place, we wouldn’t have to do all that. We didn’t ask her to stay - she chose to.

If we need to, we can have the two other women on the court pull of a weekend-at-bernies situation.

She should’ve retired at the beginning of Obama’s second term. The judicial course of an entire nation rests on an 85 yr old to hold out 2-6 more years. 

Good to see Drew avoided the clutches of BIG DEATH.

I liked I Feel Pretty. Amy Schumer may not be the ugliest duckling. She isn’t fat... but she also isn’t skinny. But that’s not really the point. We often look at ourselves with a more critical eye than we would ever look at our friends and loved ones. We can be so hard on ourselves and it can really hold us. I really…

I humbly request we call them Dreulogies.

I assume he was tapped to be Trump’s new chief of staff.

Meanwhile:

I’ve been rewatching the entire Veep series, and Selina Meyer’s corruption and incompetence is quaint compared to 45. Literally would rather have a fictional buffoon as president.

So the GOP are having trouble finding enough gender traitors... why am I not surprised? But I will reluctantly offer them some advice on where to look: the extreme Christians right.

Same. Any internship was out of the question for me as we didn’t have the money for me to live in DC or NYC and work without pay.