Did he just do a fake tear wipe? 

I was briefly heartened a few months ago, in the grocery store of all places, after an indirect interaction with a mom and her (3- or 4-year-old?) son.  As I passed them, the kid said, “Mom, he has girl hair!”  (I am a dude with hair that hangs below my shoulders.)  Without missing a beat, the mom said, “There’s no…

Cartoons.

Makes you wonder how Emma Thompson and Alan Rickman got talked into doing it*. Not even they could elevate that turkey into something resembling a good movie.

I guess we should be thankful he only yelled at it:

Lindy did write the best article Jezebel ever published.

She is way too good for Jezebel...great writer even if I don’t agree 100% with some of her stuff.

I’m sure they’re feeling just fine. They’re rich, if anything happens to them, it won’t be much. To add to my cynicism, at the pace this investigation is going there’ll be charges brought once Trump’s out of office anyway. I'd love to see them all publicly humiliated and reduced to nothing, but the longer this all…

West claimed that the cruelty is part of the point of anti-abortion rhetoric, and that it’s intended to trap poor people in the “cycle of poverty” for generations. “That’s the goal,” said West, concluding with the dig that, for the rich and powerful, “their wives, and mistresses, and daughters are always going…

Forget a CG Pinnochio: the right thing to do here is clearly to hire Roberto Benigni again.

Uh, I’m pretty sure we’re living through the sequel right now.

Jane, you ignorant slut, season 2 was as amazingly horrifying as season 1. What did you find so objectionable about it?

Your are correct! “We love you no matter what” is what you say to your kid when you find out they got arrested for drugs and you want to be supportive, it is NOT what you say when they come out.  

No, the big reveal is that he’s a mildly successful publisher in Philadelphia who’s still hopelessly in love with his high school girlfriend in Connecticut. 

In related news, GM is laying off 15% of its salaried workers amid slumping sales. As it turns out, sales in China are down due to Trump’s idiotic trade war and overall sales have dipped because of increased prices necessary to cover the increased cost of steel thanks to Trump’s steel tariffs (tariffs have a ripple…

I take some small joy in this. Ivanka really did a good job establishing her own more respectable identity for herself pre-2016. I suspect she took pride in this, it was important to her. Now she’ll always be relegated to C list celebrities, right wing kooks, and grifters, just like her dad. Of course I will take real…

If my addled memeory serves correctly the women who played Nurse Ratched struggled in the industry after playing what was obviously meant to be a horrible character.

It is part of the nature of bureaucracy - you give people a little authority, they will exercise it because it takes on inflated value/reflects on them. She likely has it in her head that the way she was taught to do this task is vital to democracy. This is her big day to be the line of defense between anarchy and the…

Circle of Friends.  When I found out Minnie Driver was really a slender model I was very sad.