Cracked has a compelling theory that Jack Dawson is actually a trans male, and somehow I don’t think that theory would exist if McConaughey had gotten the part, so I’m really glad he didn’t because the theory is more interesting than the movie.

Well, it’s because the Obama’s are black.

Girl, I wouldn’t care if I was naked with a needle in my arm, if Oprah showed up that shit BETTER be on camera for when I brag my brains out about it. #Thatsjustme

Having worked in production for many years how this works is as follows...they film it and then ask permission if they can use the footage. If the person says no they don’t use it.

I’m getting real tired of movies where some cosmic accident has to happen for the fat girl to get a boyfriend

I am so excited for this as someone who both loooves romcoms and thinks they’re stupid. Tom and Lorenzo had some posts while they were filming and the costumes look amazing.

Adele-o-grams. And she gets paid double when she spews her crybaby bullshit on everyone when she’s done singing.

I haven’t wanted a character to lose an election so much since Parenthood.

And Judge, PJ and Squee, wherever you are - Fuuuuuck you too!

He could just reprise Josh, since he is a vampire who does not age. 

Only time will tell, then, which fate awaits Amy Heckerling’s 1996 rom-com classic Clueless, which managed to successfully blend Alicia Silverstone’s self-aware Valley Girl persona, Jane Austen’s plotting skills, and the tunes of the Mighty Mighty Bosstones into a surprisingly winning package.

He also scored four touchdowns in one game!

There’s all kinds of different folks in this world, and some of them are comfortable with things that you aren’t.

Seriously! I don’t think that guy ever watched the show.

Dude, it’s people who suck, especially when drunk.

Bad feelings only count if you’re about to require medical attention or are piloting the Millenium Falcon. Polls are irrelevant. Ask President Hillary Clinton, Florida Gubernatorial Candidate Gwen Graham and Senator Roy Moore how important it is to be ahead in the polls. There is only ONE poll that matters; the one…

There’s plenty of time left to help. Maybe be proactive instead of looking for a warm hug on a message board.

“I’m with her” triggering Kanye’s daddy issues has got to be the most ridiculous shit I’ve heard in a minute.

It’s convenient that victim testimony magically stops counting as evidence whenever rape or sexual assault is involved. If a victim identifies the person who mugged them, that’s evidence. But if a victim identifies the person who sexually assaulted them, it’s a grossly unfair character smear that means nothing.

Nope, no time to be depressed. Shoulders back, chin up, tits forward, VOTE!