*Petah Pahkah

The old man in the black sweater and black Sox cap must have ice water in his veins 

Fred Trump should have been the one to pull out.

Also, [makes-fart-noise-with-hands] with a quick followup of [jack-off motion].

tl;dr

Oh no no, my friend. They don’t “claim” they’re from NYC—they are from NYC.

Vanessa has been secretly farting into Donj’s pillows

Standing in front of the opened fridge. Follow by a blast of aerosol whipped cream.

(I said this before when Lawrence had that threesome ...)

I too went through my life with Perfect Skin™️. Then I developed rosacea. Still no pimples! Then I got Old and started having these weird random pimples on my chin. Neutrogena Rapid Wrinkle Repair clears them up within 12-24 hours. It could be the retinol? I dunno. But when I use it daily, they don’t come back (unless…

When Beth did an article a few months ago about helping skin discoloration/uneven skin tone, she mentioned Differin Acne wash. That has helped me a LOT with my acne. It apparently has smaller molecules(beads) of benzoyl peroxide so they absorb, and it also moisturizes. (you do need to rub it in gently for about 30…

Everyone been breathing in the air from the burning rubber tire pile?

Seriously, that has to be the correct answer. Bart is a baby in the other photo in the background. He has the same hair but is smaller and wearing baby clothes. That photo is of Lisa, with same hair, just smaller and in baby clothes. Everyone been breathing in the air from the burning rubber tire pile?

I have the same issue too. Decades with clear skin and just the occasional zits here and there, and then boom! I started to regularly breakout, especially on the forehead and cheeks with almost cyst-like pimples. About a week ago I bought a sulfur ointment. I’ve been spreading it on thin-like for 10 minutes a day and…

Even more outrageous is the fact that Scarlett Johansson is playing Towne in his upcoming biopic “Lord of the String.”

It’s fucking Mississippi, they rather have it burning than for anyone to remember anything other than the “great” white south.

I don’t know about how that all would affect Joel’s complexity, but I’d fall for Kate Winslet over Ellen Pompeo eight days a week.

I wish I could find that tweet again that basically said, “let’s not lament all the famous fuckwads whose careers are now ruined because they couldn’t keep their dicks to themselves. Let’s lament the art that never got created because the people who wanted to make it got silenced by these fuckers. They had their shot,…

Apologies in advance, but whenever Callista Gingrich is mentioned, I am forced to post this picture:

yall...he doesn’t have an upper lip.