Find someone that looks at you the way Keanu does Winona.

Boyfriend still farting all over town. SOS. Send help.

A large number of KFC Double Downs we’re likely involved too. 

Not just that, but New Jersey TO Florida as well. Double down!

I appreciate the pettiness of using the worst possible photo of her.

So he admitted to it in 2001, two years before ICE was founded, the Justice Department got his citizenship revoked in 2003, and Sanders is giving ICE the credit because they drove him to the airport?

I feel bad for the poor sap she married and built a family with.

Except she isnt bringing him to heel. She is turning him into a matyr. If you are gonna troll you need to be smart about it. I don’t even think this cake signage issue is a clever place to position the battle.

I’m with you. I... don’t see the value in continuing to go after this asshole. What’s different about this case that might cause the SC to rule against him? Same religious freedom defense, same discrimination argument, same idiot defendant who’s clearly got the support and will to make this a sideshow about ~rElIgIoUs…

So she only went to this cake shop to troll him, right? And maybe see if she could entrap him in another legal case?

Listen, I’m going to sound like a broken record here but I’m giving 110% and trying to create a win-win scenario. Going forward, you can either reach for the low-hanging fruit, leave money on the table, or you can operationalize new best practices to determine next steps.

So, he wasn't fucking the neighbor? I'm confused.

Sorry, but the most useful parent cliche is “this too shall pass.”

Ask Melania.

Yeah this is bullshit. Turning the Oscars into the MTV Movie Awards does neither any favors.

Spoilers for What Lies Beneath Follow for those who still want to see the two decade old film........

The weird thing is, I’ve come to agree with 90s Republicans. I think Clinton should have resigned, because I think that his brazen defiance of custom taught Republicans that if you just refuse to be shamed and force people to kick you out, the mechanisms of power are such that it’s awfully difficult to do. I genuinely…