Had to do a report on this (comparing the book to the ‘94 movie) in high school. My teacher hated me and my bff. It was the end of the year. She decided to have all the kids (every 150 in all her classes combined) draw cards with matching numbers on them. I was the second to last to draw and got bestie as my partner,…

My guess is that she means she started as an Assistant in the first Iron Man, and it has been a decade since that movie. The married and child thing is probably just a tiny spoiler that’s barely a spoiler rather than a significant time jump.

Sadly, I think it fits Dan Conner to a “t”. This is after all a man who was in drywall for decades, had trouble keeping up with competition, and for some mysterious reason is now back in drywall even though when we last left him he was years into running the county maintenance shop. Am I the only who remembers this?…

Yeah, the Dan-losing-the-bid subplot was definitely NOT handled well, and Roseanne’s half-tossed-off remark about the guy “taking advantage” of the undocumented workers didn’t make up for a damn thing (if anyone even heard it).

Always a climate truther.

That’ll teach that buck-toothed asshole not to predict an early Spring again.

If I could do so wearing a long black cloak and in slow motion, sure.

Her youtube video explaining her beef with Andy Cohen was also enlightening, and I am 100% team Kathy on that.

I don’t understand the negative tone of this article. This woman got death threats, was investigated by the government, and had her career greatly curtailed for this one stunt. All of this backlash happened, and it was over the top. Why is she wrong and somehow dishonest for initially apologizing and then being like,…

And Squidward. The Bowflex reference by Star Lord was maybe my favorite though. :)

You know what I can’t stand in all of this? Yes, Amy Shumar is pretty for the average woman...but by Hollywood standards, she is not objectively beautiful. And why do we all have to pretend that she is? Why can’t she just be a normal looking woman who is a movie star? There’s plenty of average guy movie stars that we…

The slide shown in the main graphic says, “How did show him you’re a serious business person?” Maybe by proof-reading your PPT?

This is what happens when you have socialized medicine people!!!!

There is no sex on English roundabouts, of course, because they’re English.

Because sometimes, you’re just waiting for the allergy meds to kick in and you think “Hey, here’s an aggressively mediocre thing made with someone I think is okay—why not have this on while I mix Benadryl with rosé against medical advice?”

But I can still fuck on a rotary right?

Miss Congeniality is a gem.

How do you feel about pumpkin spice?

Considering this is the only reason I have now heard of the Shorty Awards, they made a really good pick in Pally.