He said stain.

So is Bill Hader going to take his place?

Listen to me. See, I’m hip to your problems. All of ‘em. I know you abandoned Nicole when she needed you most... ‘cause I licked her sweet tears. I know about things comin’ apart at work. Maybe you fuckin’ lost it in that department. I also know you ain’t keepin’ up, so to speak, your end of the bargain with the…

No video daily double?

Look you can try to make that LinkedIn joke catch on all you want but the real “caption that works with every New Yorker cartoon” is and will remain “Christ, what an asshole”

Remember when some wildlife weirdos tried to convince CJ to make a special highway for wolves? One of them was Ron Swanson!

I think “Friends” needs a “Fuller House”-esque sequel rather than a revival. Ben Geller moves into his aunt’s old apartment with some buddies, befriends the people across the hall, and engages in the same kind of amusing misadventures his dad and aunt did back in the 90s. It would allow for the series to expand its…

Is he going to walk into the NRA headquarters and ask them to start supporting gun control because their defense of the 2nd amendment has become too political?

How dare people state an obvious, cheap and efficacious solution to multiple social problems brought up in the article? The nerve!

Also, can you even imagine what they would say about a Black woman with 6 kids by 3 men

Thank you! That was driving me crazy! You mean the organization that was shut down a few days after it first opened because they got arrested for providing birth control? They “got” political? Fucking how?

And before that, it was the salon where Carrie Fisher worked in The Blues Brothers.

This is great article, and I did indeed read the entire thing. Does that mean I can post an angry, politicized take on it? Because a state that refuses to provide any sex education, a region with massive unemployment and underemployment, too few doctors, doctors who refuse to provide abortions, and people who continue…

You had time to write an epic comment like this but not to read the article you’re commenting on?

And before that, it was in Earth Girls Are Easy! Julie Brown FTW.

Yeah, I mean I think about it a LOT because my sister and I probably could have gone down that path given how we were raised, but we didn’t. So I wonder why that is - what lucky breaks did we have that they didn’t, what were the tipping points. What could change things for people around here on a broad scale. I know…

I don’t buy the expense thing. Kids are fucking expensive. An IUD is like...a hundred bucks, tops? I forget what I’d have paid without insurance. And it lasts for 3-5 years. I know some people can’t use hormonal birth control, but for them, there’s the copper one, and the number of people who can’t use *any*…

I don’t buy that someone just doesn’t know how babies are made after kid #2. Having babies makes some people feel worthwhile and distracts them from their own shitty lives. It’s completely selfish. I come from a poor community too. These girls aren’t braindead. They know sex makes babies. They want to take on the…

It is possible that one of the side-effects of a giant lizard apocalypse might be that abortion is no longer easily obtainable?