what ‘side peen’ is

Damn, everyone involved in this admin is corrupt AF!

I’ll call, but I’m pretty sure Rick Scott’s hands are too busy trying to get into all of our uteri to do anything about climate change.

I was with you until you described gummy bears as “shit candy.” YOUR OPINION IS BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD.

He might go up in the estimation of people who vote red/Trump. They love tough guys.

LOL are you fucking kidding? The campaign is pissed they can’t use this in a Gianforte campaign ad! This would seal the deal.

To be fair, everyone’s hair goes through that puffy/shitty phase when we decide that the pixie cut truly is dead and we want long hair again.

It’s like storyline porn. A whole lot of build up of torture foreplay just so some people can get murdered. I CANT WAIT.

Best take so far:

As an Ohioan, I’m weirded out by this. You sat down for dinner with one family (who exhibit questionable taste in tablecloths). You’re the creator of Facebook. You have to know how ridiculously performative this looks. If you’re seriously interested in understanding why Ohio dems voted for Trump, you have other, less…

That’s his rapper name. Lil’ naive.

I cannot get enough of this Fyre Festival Failure. Its SO funny to me. Keep the updates coming!

Being trans is not a “self-imposed ‘camp’.” Climate change is not a “choice.” Sure, disagreeing with someone about certain specific policy ideas is one thing, but when one group actively denies the existence of another group or tries to use political might to harm a group/the earth, it’s not just people on opposite…

I saw the ad. If it was me? I would have left the anti trans bigot at the bar by himself. I am not sitting down and smiling with a guy that thinks I shouldn’t exist. I don’t have to pander to some bigots feelings either.

I just got back from a color test at my salon to go pink. I just feel like it’s so much more on brand for me, you know?

Love her. “Do it on my twin bed” is an all-time fave.

OOOOOOF!!! Hold on, I gotta take a knee.

Wanna feel ancient? The high school in the town next to mine is doing The Wedding Singer for their annual spring play. Not only were the kids not alive when the movie came out, a couple of their current teachers were only in kindergarten.

This was one of three DVDs on my dorm floor in 1997/98. We memorized this, Scream, and Wedding Singer that year.