A lot of kiddos have strong opinions and desires and by the time they’re three, they can express them. My son has a strong say in his pick of wardrobe for daycare, his pajamas in the evening, a choice of a couple of different dinners we could make him, and then when it’s movie time for the family, he’s allowed to…

That’s a good jam, but shiny crab had the best Moana song of all time.

I unabashedly love that song

Hopefully, it’ll involve Elsa finally facing some goddamn consequences for nearly murdering a foreign diplomat and plunging the region into an environmental catastrophe while simultaneously rendering her queendom’s one export valueless.

I’ve been standing at the edge of the water, long as I can remember...

Did they get Adele Dazeem to return as Elsa?

Frozen 2: The Flagpole

Exactly. Cuz I’m having trouble finding her waist.

And cats. Not to stereotype here, but single 58 year old woman with a cat. At least I only have one...for now. I, however, never wanted to get married, but I might as well be since my cat snores louder than almost any man I’ve ever been with, takes up more than his share of the bed, and he hogs the covers.

You’ve had a first date? It took me two years to figure out that phone numbers aren’t 6 digits long, and generally don’t start with “555".

what’s cray about the o’reilly sketch is that it was almost not funny because it was so pathetically true. Like, two old lecherous narcissists with enormous, undeserved power? Hahahah oh wait this is real life womp.

You are so brave name-dropping with all that detail. lol

I’m pretty sure it’s a jumpsuit. I saw the photo and immediately recognized both outfits as Siriano, so I feel pretty accomplished for a Sunday morning ha.

It was such an elegant trick. Pass a republican health care plan, and then watch them flail trying to oppose it. I wanted single payer, but gotta admit it’s not half bad watching them pretend this wasn’t their best idea in the first place.

It wasn’t her best, but it wasn’t bad as standup goes. And TBH, I could listen to Schumer talk about cum forever. No comedian in history — man or woman — has captured the hilarity of male ejaculate quite as well as Amy has. And this latest special even managed to elevate her already brilliant cum-joke repertoire.

I’m conflicted. On the one hand, I’m 100% on her side and 100% opposed to the alt-right. On the other hand, her special was not good. I’m a fan of her show, and I liked her movie a lot, and I liked her previous special, but this one sucked, frankly.

My heart bleeds. And your language is out of line. He acts like Hitler; he looks like a Cheeto. Ergo: Cheeto Hitler Please don’t try to police my language — you are unqualified to do that, Mr. I Can’t Type One Paragraph Without Using Two Swear Words. Geez.

Maybe its an awesome sort of horcrux and she’s haunting him.

OK, thank you for confirming that. I thought I was crazy!