Ok! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

Here’s where I admit to LOVING retro Barbies and following an Instagram devoted to fun photography featuring them. I now feel ashamed to have something in common with a member of the K fam.

I’m fairly well embedded in “mommy culture” and if anything, part of it is admitting that kids ARE assholes quite often. Especially mine, fuck. 

I’m a working Irish Twins mom to a 4 and 5 year old born 11 months apart who are fucking spitfires on a good day,and my emotional state on any particular day IS fragile. And I actually AM in a mom group that gets together a couple times a month to drink a lot of wine and complain about shit and recently organized an…

That should really be the measure, shouldn’t it? When thinking about “best song from a motion picture,” it shouldn’t just be song quality, but the song’s impact on the film. Which is one of the many reasons “My Heart Will Go On” was such bullshit, since it wasn’t even in the goddamn movie, but played over the credits! 

That guy was the dumbest shithead of them all — he kept touting his own “30 years experience” working in events, and he knew from the start that there was nowhere near enough time, money, labor, etc to get this thing successfully off the ground and he kept just throwing up his hands like “well I’m sure this 26 year…

I fell asleep last night and was all bummed when I woke up because I assumed LG would win and would give some cheesy teary speech, I was totally gobsmacked that Glenn won. I haven’t seen the movie but I’ll make it a point now, I love her. Interested to see what happens with the Oscars, I almost feel bad for Gaga (only…

I sat and watched his rambling, nonsensical, lie-filled remarks, and then sat through his rambling, nonsensical, lie-filled press q&a, and still somehow have NO EARTHLY IDEA how millions of my fellow Americans love and support this man. Even if you believe his lies, how can you listen to him ramble on about nonsense…

This is a very good point to tell everyone to run out and listen to every episode of the Again With This podcast, which recaps every.single.horrible.episode of the original 90210 and drags Brandon for filth on being such a gigantic (or tiny, if you’re going by literal height) shithead mansplainer.

They were allegedly the class of 93, so they’d be in their 40's, which SOME of them could pull off? Gabrielle Carteris actually looks more youthful in her 50's than she did in her 30's on the show.

I don’t know, there was that whole Peter Rabbit controversy where the rabbits tried to kill Mr. Macgregor by throwing blackberries into his mouth when they knew he was deadly allergic (that movie was bananas).

I was a poli-sci major dreaming of working in politics as a DC-based college student in the 90's and goddamn you are quite accurate pointing out the inequality. I would have LOVED to do a congressional internship, but I couldn’t because I had to make money. I had tons of friends who did multiple internships unpaid on…

Internships are part-time jobs, usually for college kids. 15 an hour is awesome for a college kid!

Each member receives a budget for hiring staff. Most choose to not pay interns in order to pay more (“more,” because the Hill salaries are still very low) to higher-level staffers. 

He 100% did. Got it lay it on thick for that People Magazine Money!

Took the little beans for Happy Meals on Saturday and the toys are for the Wreck It Ralph sequel. There are little “racers” that are both sexes, and some cars are more “girly” than others. My 4 year old son (who asked to be and was Violet from the Incredibles for Halloween, so he DGAF about gender norms) got a little…

So funny, I was going to look for that article today because my friend shared a similar “Love Actually sucks” article from Cosmo that was awful, and couldn’t hold a candle to Lindy’s take on it. 

God, I fucking love Lindy West. I miss reading her every day on Jezebel even as I am so happy for her that her career has skyrocketed. I cannot WAIT for the “Shrill” TV show. 

I loved season 2 with the one BIG exception of Offred seeming to forgive Serena Joy coming up with the idea AND holding her down while she was violently raped at 9 months pregnant. “Call her Nicole?” FUCK THAT. 

Of course not, nepotism always carries the day. But she didn’t seem straight up evil to me until lately...and I am sure she could have carried on her happy Rich Person Life if she ad Jared had just stayed in NYC instead of embedding themselves into the upper tiers of this despicable administration.