Seriously. I question how this was all even remotely “worth it” for her. I had zero negative thoughts about Ivanka Trump prior to this disaster. She seemed like a normal and nice enough person, never hinting at the atrocious ghoul (to use Ashley’s perfect term) that apparently was lying dormant. She was pretty and had…

In college in DC I lived right near the Watergate where Ben Stein had a condo. “Win Ben Stein’s Money” was big at the time and I got way too excited when he almost ran me over with his car one night when I was drunkenly jaywalking.

I love Olympia Dukakis. I am interested in this because while I love her, I can’t really think of anything she was in where she didn’t just play someone’s sassy mom (Look Who’s Talking, Picture Perfect) or wise-cracking older lady (Steel Magnolias) -- I’d love to see more of Young Olympia, who I bet was amazing.

By the way, an actual blue tsunami would be necessary in 2020 to flip the Senate blue, based on how well the GOP did Tuesday. So even if a Dem manages to oust Trump in 2020 we’re still fucked. McConnell has proven that he DGAF about the Constitution and will hold seats open forever if it means he gets his precious…

I’ve been hoping Jesse would show up in the Omaha scenes on Better Call Saul!

I’ve been vacillating between “feeling pretty good about the senate actually there is a more than decent chance” and “no way in fucking hell are we taking the Senate and you better start accepting that now. Your username is perfect: hold me! 

I’m gonna cut someone if it’s close and he wins, and all those votes he suppressed would have made the difference. Please GOD let her win. I can take the GOP holding the Senate if she wins Georgia. It’ll give me hope.

My poll lady was super cunty, and I have no idea why. There was a new rig since the last time I voted where I have to scan the barcode on my license, and she snatched it out of my hands before I could do it and was like “actually I need to VERIFY this first” and then she quizzed me on the pronunciation of my last name…

OH shit I love that movie. I think about some of the lines all the time, like when he tries to point out that he doesn’t think much about race and she yells at him that the only time white people ever think about race is when they’re in a room full of black people. Plus on a superficial note, the leads are smoking…

This is what I think too. In the pilot when Randall is yelling at William about how great his life turned out he points out his fancy car and says he bought straight up with cash. I think Randall and Beth were both earning big-time salaries and maybe pulled in 500k+ a year combined prior to Randall quitting and Beth…

Do we have the same father in law? (ughghg)

When I was in junior high my parents would let us put the camper in the driveway and do a sleepover in it. We’d stay up all night eating cookie dough and reading the sex scenes from VC Andrews books out loud.

Look at it this way -- taking the house by even ONE seat means we get to see his taxes. ALL of them. It means we get a REAL investigation into every count of corruption and fraud. Even if it only lasts two years, they will be able to dig up a LOT of shit. Sure his base won’t care, but it ought to be enough to get OUR…

Seriously all I could think. What the actual fuck is she wearing?

I wish I knew how to feel less depressed. I live in a blue area of Northern Virginia. Our governor, both senators, and my congressman are Democrats so while I will 100% be voting (and have turned out to vote blue for the less-publicized local races as well) and I have given as much as I can afford to Dem candidates in…

Not to mention that while I didn’t see the whole briefing, I did see her claiming that “every single nominee for SCOTUS is entitled to a hearing and a vote” as if Merrick goddamn Garland didn’t even fucking exist, and not a single reporter I heard asked her about it. And you’re right, every time she bullshits them…

Every discussion I’ve read about boofing seems to think they’re talking about puking. Am I the only one who thinks it’s short for butt fucking?

I don’t get this part of it either. This may be an unpopular opinion, but aside from the fact that it supports he may have attacked Dr. Ford while blacked out and not remember it, I personally do not give a shit if he was a sloppy drunk in college. It’s just not that big a deal. It’s the LYING about it that…

I mean, W. called that one reporter a “major league asshole from the New York Times” -- and it was sort of played more for laughs than anything. I think I remember him apologizing though, which is hilarious in the context of now. Christ. 

Interesting that he cited Animal House, which has a very graphic scene where a frat guy debates whether to rape a passed out underage girl before dumping her on her parents’ doorstep in a shopping cart, all played for big big laughs.