Did it seem to anyone else like Mitchell’s final question only underscored the point that there 100% SHOULD have been an FBI investigation?

Sen. Hirono just said the exact same thing. This has been just awful.

Honestly, that’s the only thing I’m thinking of right now. Killing off one of the kid characters seems needlessly cruel and awful, even for this show. Rebecca being about to die and wanting everyone there makes total sense and will still 100% tug on the heartstrings, even if she’s 88 and has lived a long and good…

Fucking tell me about it. My kids are turning 4 and 5 in December and January respectively. Join party, but I am so fucked on ideas. Last year we did an indoor play area and it was absurdly expensive and loud and stressful. Are there ANY options that are not loud and stressful but also indoors? Gahgghghgh.

I just can’t with this whole thing anymore. Just confirm him so we can all move on with waking up every morning to throw up in our mouths a little bit at the thought of facing another day under this despicable tyrant and TURN OUT SOME GODDAMN VOTES in November. At this point, if he somehow doesn’t get pushed through,…

I have no idea how HBO makes decisions about these things, I assume it’s a financial thing, but I’ve hated how the new shows they produce lately seem shorter and shorter. I was a Girls fan (sorry) and never liked the 10 episode seasons because I was raised on Sex and the City (sorry) and those seasons were 13-16…

Well if nothing else, gerrymandering has no impact on Senate races, which are statewide. But I 100% agree that Dems do not, not, NOT want to get confident. Look what happened last time we were confident (sobs into pillow).

Agreed, but he might lose his congressional support if the tapes came out, and that would help get the wheels in motion on the actual impeachable offenses he has committed. Maybe. Probably not because we live in hell now. 

At first I was going to be all annoyed to find out that Roma Maffia is a religious fanatic trumper, but then I realized it’s Roma Downey and it all makes sense. Gross.  

Assuming behind the scenes tapes exist from The Apprentice that do indeed show Trump being the disgusting racist misogynist he is (and I 100% believe these tapes do indeed exist) — what is Burnett’s motivation here? Are he and Trump that close friends? I know he’s a Rich Person and I suppose has financial gains from…

At this point, with Pence looming in the wings as a “normal” and “acceptable” replacement should our odious president be impeached, I have shifted my nightly prayers to the Flying Spaghetti Monster that it is Junior who goes down in utter fucking flames in the Mueller investigation. Indicted, and all gods willing,…

My absolutely favorite is when he comes in after the bloodbath with the lawnmower and is just super casual about it while a janitor is using a squeegee to get the blood off of Pete’s office window and he just lights a cigarette and is like “Believe me, somewhere in this business? This has happened before.” He was the…

“I told him to be himself. That was pretty mean I guess.”

McConnell (through “sources”) has already said that if Kavanaugh flames out because of this they’re just going to put someone “even more conservative” up in his place. It’s a nonstop nightmare until the Dems take the Senate. They must, must, MUST take the Senate. I’ve never given political donations in my life,…

To be slightly fair, SCOTUS justices go through extreme vetting, and that shit really does involve calling everyone you ever knew to see what they have to say about you. It’s likely they just had a list marked “high school acquaintances” with statements about him in a file, and they just lifted out all the women. Not…

The Twitter rumor is that his ass is in jail from the Lyft dust-up because he had priors. You know, he does look a little like the Hot Felon with his pretty eyes--coincidence? Poor Issa. 

I have mine set up, but to heck with anyone who leaves me a voicemail because I will legit not listen to that shit (though I may look at the transcription if it makes sense). 

Fuck, that’s true. I’m getting douche chills just thinking about all the country concerts I attended in 2005-7, walking around parking lots full of drunk chicks wearing cut offs and cowboy boots and bikini tops and shit decorating their tailgate parties with rebel flags even though they were all from fucking Michigan…

It was an all boys school? Christ, I went to a co-ed high school and I 100% don’t think that I knew 65 people well enough for them to speak to my character! For goodness’ sake.

That guy owes his whole douchebag career to whoever is responsible for his wig and/or plugs. And we owe that person a punch in the balls.