Oh man I forgot about the microwaved pooch. RIP buddy. (along with pretty much everyone else)

Murder House was the only season I watched, and only because an old high school friend was in it (he played Jessica Lange’s boy toy who of course gets murdered spectacularly). I’ve tried other seasons and made it a couple episodes into Coven before giving up...but I do love Dylan McDermott and Connie Britton AND Sarah…

I need acne help for the first time in my almost 40 years of life. I’ve always had great skin (like the ONE thing I had, since my hair is shit and I’ve been fat all my life) but this summer, fuuuuck. I have had breakout after breakout all over my forehead. At first I thought it was because I switched moisturizers, but…

The first two Republican Congressman to publicly support him: Guilty!

There’s rumblings that Don. Jr. AND Jared will be indicted in the next round of Mueller Mania. I can’t WAIT to hear how he reacts if that happens. I imagine you are completely correct. “Donald who Jr.?”

SPARKS! My favorite memory of it was riding around in a stretch Hummer going to wineries for my sister’s bachelorette party in Paso Robles. We’d hit a winery and drink sparks in the car so we could keep our energy up. Pretty sure I tossed up some orange-hued cookies later that evening. Good times!

I’m lying in agonizing wait for Shrill to come out, which probably won’t be until 2019 considering they just started shooting. Sigh. Lindy, please save us!

That’s fair, I suppose, but this is also a family who has made their very, very large fortune by putting all their personal shit out there for us to talk about, so I feel like the speculation is also a little bit fair too. Then again, I don’t even watch the damn show and have allowed myself to get sucked in by the…

Oh jeez. I was recently at brunch with friends and someone showed up with Khloe lips, and someone immediately said “omg did you get fillers?” and she said “OF COURSE why one earth else would my lips look like this!?” Because it’s obvious, so c’mon Khloe, live your truth! I was pregnant twice and my lips never looked…

Not only does she not look much like them, she actively looks like him. She’s had a lot of work done, but particularly prior to all the surgery. It’s honestly the most interesting thing about her if true, which is why I sometimes doubt it, because considering Robert Kardashian is long-dead and the family is nothing…

I’m just over here pausing all of Khloe’s scenes mesmerized by her terrible lip fillers and wondering if I see OJ alllll over the place in her face or if it’s just because I’ve heard the rumor so long that I’m brainwashed to think that. 

I’ve been looking for one for as long as they have been in existence and CANNOT get one. So so so annoying. JUST MAKE ENOUGH TO MEET DEMAND, YOU FUCKING NIN-TURDOS!

They joke in the interview about her 100-someodd sets of twins she should have given birth to by now, if the tabloids are to be believed. And she said something that gave me such a pang, saying that no one knows what she may have gone through medically. This leads me to believe it wasn’t so much a choice not to have…

It’s the old factor that’s going to kill me the most if they ever do it. Like....Ben, Ross’s baby who was born at the end of the first season? IS TWENTY-THREE NOW (if he really existed). Phoebe’s brother’s triplets are 20. Emma would be a teenager (16 or 17?). Even the fucking newborns Chandler and Monica had at the…

Not only was he making like $50 mil a year (!!!) the last few seasons he did 2.5 Men, he also got paid like $100 mil up front to do that garbage Anger Management show. How does one person do that much cocaine to lose that much money. Also, I thought the reason crazy-rich celebs owned so much real estate was to avoid…

I fucking LOVE ASMR, and while I don’t consider it a sex thing, the feeling of relaxation it elicits can certainly be a precursor to deciding to bone. But mostly I just use it to wind down and get in the frame of mind for sleeping. The personal attention one I cannot explain at ALL, but I am pretty sure my first ASMR…

Nah. They 100% wouldn’t care that he paid for abortions (is this even a hypothetical? I feel like this completely and totally had to have happened at least once in his life) because they’d likely just blame the woman, or say he was “different back then” etc. “We all make mistakes, god forgives, etc.” 

I agree with this - if it was only 15 minutes in then it likely wasn’t due to heat stroke or something, there had to be some sort of underlying issue. The kid was from Virginia where he likely did summer two-a-days in sweltering heat (I live here, summers are dreadful), it’s not like he wasn’t used to it. Ugh, his…

Oh they’re happy to. I once had a conversation with an ultraconservative ex-coworker who passionately advocated that the government should pay for only TWO things: defense and roads. That’s it. He considers literally every other thing “socialism”, thinks private charities should care for the less fortunate that even…

I just posted about this upthread! Ah, Tami. She was the best. Also feeling very old, because that shit went down 26 years ago (sobs internally).