She’s clearly not trying to do that—she’s trying to inspire the left to unite and rise up against him. And here’s hoping we can do that once the dust settles.

Are we sisters? Because that's my mom. She's voting Trump AND asked me last month why there isn't a white history month. I almost wept.

TACO POPE forever.

I would never tell my husband my number and he doesn’t want to know. He knows I was “slutty” and he knows I have current male friends who have I hooked up with years back, and he’s cool about it and never once slut-shamed me or anything. But I think we just have an unspoken thing...I’ve slept with a lot more people…

I have heard these cycling horror stories before and am so amazed by how shitty people are. I freaked the fuck out when it happened, I was SO scared that I had hurt someone, I couldn’t imagine reacting any other way. Even though he was fine I worried about him for the rest of the day and wondered if I should have…

Fucking hell. That is terrible. I actually accidentally hit a cyclist a few years ago—there was no injury, his bike wasn’t even damaged, but when it happened not only did I rush out of my car to check on him and apologize and offer to call an ambulance, two other motorists stopped to help as well. He was fine and just…

I can’t stand Scotch at all. I could drink bourbon all day long, but no scotch. Blech.

I didn’t even read the rest of the post, so high was my indignation that they got this wrong. Now, Ron Swanson, on the other hand, would be quite upset about this news. But now that he owns part of Lagavulin I imagine he’ll always have a good supply.

I think he’s quite handsome but I will never ever get why women went nuts for that shirt scene. You can’t even see shit, it’s just all damp and baggy. How is that hot? It’s not like he’s built like Ryan Gosling and wearing a tight wet white t-shirt or something.

Those are all good. I still love The Drought, when she farts in front of Big and admits to Miranda how she tries to morph herself into “Perfect Carrie” when she’s around him. Such an honest fucking believable moment from this show that would become less and less believable as years went on.

I am hoping for this as well. Fucking Thomas and Alito are lost causes but with Roberts there is the hope that his legal expertise allows him to see beyond what I assume are his personal political opinions. Anyone with two brain cells knows these laws have FUCK ALL to do with “women’s health” and everything to do with…

I should note that my favorite podcast is Again With This over on Previously TV—they are conducting a 90210 re-watch and the snark is SO delicious, particularly their non-stop takedowns of what an entitled douchebag Brandon actually was. We are deep in the triangle right now and I cannot wait for the next few…

He's about 30 now, so here's hoping he learned!

This post just reminds me of the 7 or 8 year old kid I used to babysit who would dry hump everything in sight. I was 14 and so grossed out/weirded out by him that I forced myself to try and bring it up to his mom, who acted like I was crazy and said “he likes to play wrestle with pillows and stuffed animals”. Ummmm if…

I hate that I know this but she's an interior designer with her own business. Not just wife or socialite.

I love this. Anyone who completely dismisses Clinton’s gender as irrelevant isn’t thinking about the bigger picture, and the picture you posted perfectly summarizes it. If she wins, there will be an entire generation of teenagers in this country who grew up under a black man and a woman as the presidents of their…

No worries! I didn’t feel overly original thinking it. ;)

I keep waiting and waiting for one of the women who got an abortion at Trump’s urging to come forward. I mean, come on. You know this guy has paid for at least 2-5 abortions. He’s famous for being a “playboy” (barf). Where are these abortions at? Show yourselves!

Sing it. I made this exact comment on the last post here about Ditto’s awful Gaultier t-shirt that we had to pretend to like when it was actually tacky and hideous. WHY can’t they just make J. Crew/Ann Taylor style thirtysomething business-lady with normal/basic taste in plus sizes? WHYYYY. Like, just give me a nice…

They're already here. Dismisssssss!