Sorry about your lousy night! Knowing nothing about you or your friendship with this guy, I’d agree it was a shitty thing to do, and I’d be pissed, but also think saying you’ll drop him as a friend over it seems extreme. I have had friends ghost me at the bar once or twice before due to extreme drunkenness—I was…

Thiiiiiiis. I would have to wake up at about 415 am to have time for fucking “breath sets” and meditation. And you know my two-year old would hear my ridiculous breathing and decide to mindfully start yelling “MAMA YOU BREATHE FUNNY I MADE POOP IN BED!”

Ladies, let’s get to the important question. Have you been to Strange Brew yet? If you’re staying in Manch it’s likely pretty close to your hotel, not far from the mill yard. Sooooo many delicious beers on tap. They used to have $2 drafts on Tuesdays. I miss the Shire sometimes.

When I googled I discovered that yes, it was made by Everclear! I definitely didn’t remember that nugget. I just remember (barely) the purpley goodness.

I googled it and apparently you can still get it, but not in the 2L bottle. What’s the point then? Can’t get enough of the classics.

She did NOT win Iowa because of a coin flip. Just stop.

Anyone remember Purple Passion? Came in a 2 liter bottle, looked like grape soda, tasted like Dimetapp? DELICIOUS.

I literally just came from the doctor, where I was receiving a prescription for Zoloft and Xanax to help me do battle with my crippling anxiety and panic attacks that have been ruining me since having two kids back to back. I had to literally go home sick from work today because I realized I was trembling and…

One interesting thing about Million Dollar Baby is that they cast a black boxer/actress as the “evil animal” character who paralyzes Hilary’s “innocent white girl” character. The racial dynamics there are soooo troubling. Hilary’s character totally could’ve been black. The story almost would have been better that way.

Word. This author seems to have a lack of familiariaty with what cold motherfuckers the anti-choicers are. “Would you make a zika victim carry her baby to term?” “HELL YES” is what every last one of those assholes would say.

Yep. True fact: Rick Santorum’s wife technically had an abortion. They discovered life-threatening abnormalities that made the pregnancy unsafe, and thus induced labor before viability and she gave birth to a fetus that died shortly after. Their version is that she had a premature baby who died—but the fact of the…

Those are my high school years, and...SAME.

Great singer, horrid actress. In my opinion. She botched the “from her chest!” line so badly, and that’s basically the best line in the whole thing.

I can’t smell it but it irritates my eyes and throat. I learned this when I was suddenly struck with a super sore throat, watery eyes and cough one night for no apparent reason at a party, and then noticed someone vaping nearby. I didn’t think much of it til it happened again when someone was doing it at my own house…

Color blind casting. It’s so simple I don’t know why they don’t all just do it. Unless you’re playing a real person (and maybe not even then, ahem Joseph Fiennes playing Michael Jackson) there’s no real reason for any character to be any particular race in most movies. Shonda did it with Grey’s Anatomy, at least in…

I wish they'd make more movies from those books! That duo needs to get back on my screen and there's at least half a dozen other books to choose from. Lehane is my go-to for crime stories, which is why God help me I'll see the new one. Though I can't necessarily abide Ben casting himself as Joe, who is like 20-30 in…

What’s especially awful is how ignorant people are to how bad it’s getting. Hillary’s facebook page posted something about the anniversary of Roe the other day, saying “This could be Roe’s final anniversary” and the people in the comments were so stupid. Everyone was like “this is ridiculous, abortion will never be…

GODDAM RIGHT. I am so sick of Bernie stans. I haven’t even totally decided between them (not that it matters my state’s primary is ages away and this thing will be decided before then) but Bernie’s obnoxious supporters turn me off to him. Saying they’d vote GOP before Hillary or stay home — this means they DO NOT CARE…

My favorite example of this was “He’s just not that into you,” which was set in freaking Baltimore (!!!) and featured an all-white cast. Had those producers never seen the Wire? For the love of God.

Priorities, I guess. At the moment if I were able to save $2,500 after bills it would go into my retirement fund over a designer bag that has no business costing so much, but that’s me. I mean, we all want nice things, but surely a $500 bag would suffice? I’m just going to assume she has rich parents and leave it…