Everyone needs to know about Mick Ebeling, in my opinion. This guy’s company creates working medical equipment for pennies on the dollar. He is proof that this stuff doesn’t need to cost millions of dollars, that’s just corporate greed.

I think, in the mind of idiots, that the reason the stories are all the same is because once the story went viral after Hannibal Buress’ comedy show last year, the details of Cosby’s MO became well known, so people who wanted to make it up knew what to say. It’s ludicrous bullshit, of course, but there you go.

And, not that it matters (because Christ, fucking no), but Cosby DID pick only the “hottest” women to rape. He literally had deals set up with modeling and acting agencies who would literally send young women to him for “mentoring.” The interviews with the limo driver who claims to have transported dozens of these…

Tearing ain’t nothin. I had second degree tears with both my sons, and my vag is tight like a tiger now. I also have developed the ability to have g-spot orgasms from penetration alone, which NEVER happened to me with men or toys in my entire 35 years prior to childbirth. Sooooo really Coco should not worry.

Not “dumb,” — no quotes needed. This was DUMB. You’re right, he did have two little kids, so do I. And I think about how awful and horrific it would be if I didn’t get the chance to watch them grow up every single day. It’s why I do my best to make better choices, it’s why I’m trying to be healthier and never text and…

No, but that was a cray story too!

There was never closure. The public assumption is that she was never pregnant, since she was never charged with any crime (and assuming she would have been if she'd had the baby and then did something with it, ugh). It makes me crazy when there is no follow up!

It is a bummer as I’ve been commenting for about 7 years—I was not grey after the initial changeover, then a week later I was and have been ever since! Ah, Kinja.

Remember that woman who disappeared the day of her c-section and then was later found, not pregnant and with no baby? Whatever happened with that? The public needs to know!!

When I was about 4, I hit my dad in the balls twice. The first time by accident, I think I jumped on him on the couch or something. When I saw the effect it had, I asked him why it hurt so much, and he made the grave mistake of telling me that it’s just an extra sensitive spot. I was fascinated. I punched him right in…

This all day. Never had an abortion but did have a miscarriage at 9 weeks a few years ago. The tissue landed in the toilet, and I flushed it. In the eyes of morons, I'm a callous barbarian WHO FLUSHED A BABY CORPSE DOWN THE TOILET!! Quick, someone investigate me!

They could not give one 10th of a shit about any of the good stuff at Planned Parenthood does. I had an argument with a Republican friend of mine recently, the woman who claims to be pro-choice mind you, and her big thing was “why does Planned Parenthood need to exist anyway, now that everyone has Obamacare shouldn’t…

What does that mean? Just curious.

I have a co worker who went there! She is very normal and nice. But then we usually just chat about our kids and Game of Thrones, never politics. And she is bright and good at her job so it can't just be a dolt factory, at least. Bleh.

Based on her performance in awesome 90s teen soap Swans Crossing, I feel SMG would've been incredible as Amber!

Yep, I've had one surgery in my life involving anesthesia and it was when I was 3 years old so I hardly remember it. I am so afraid of going under and not waking up, and definitely of saying absurd and ridiculous things if I do wake up. I embarrass easily. Ugh! At least there will be narcotics.

I'm having mine done in two weeks, they're impacted, and I'm petrified!!

I was going to say. I was sweating when I got back from a five minute walk to the store at work today despite it being about 65 degrees out. The reason is that it’s still swampy as fuck outside. Cool humidity is almost worse, because it gives you a nice temperate day and then is all “oh sorry let’s make it so muggy…

Haters: You don’t have to keep reading the updates of pregnant people.

I have no idea if it’s an FAA rule, and don’t really have time to look it up for you, I was just guessing.