According to...the FAA? And yes, the people in the front row (even in First Class!) are SOL when it comes to underseat storage.

GIRL do whatever you need to do. I just flew with my 16 month old and holy shit. We lucked out and it wasn’t a full flight so I was able to barricade him into the seat next to me, AND it was a regional jet with 2x2 seating so no third person to worry about. And it was still fucking hell on goddamn Earth. He doesn’t…

Right? It’s not like I don’t know any moms in my FB mom group who use essential oils for stuff like teething and tantrums...but these also tend to be the same group who are complaining about their 16 month olds not sleeping through the night and shit. Which leads me to believe through totally comprehensive scientific…

Yes, that’s what I meant, of course she tossed the drink because she knows he’s guilty, haha. Also, ugh. I can’t believe anyone is even still making straight faced defense of Cosby, but they are. So gross.

Please tell me she was wearing a short, tight little miniskirt in court as some sort of Ally McBeal tribute, because multiple thumbs up, if so. Also, tossing the martini at the end reminded me of the scene in Erin Brockovich where they tell the PG&E lawyers that their meeting water was brought in special from the town…

ME TOO! Everyone keeps saying how much worse it was in the book. I know in the books he doesn’t marry Sansa but rather (book spoiler!) a girl posing as Arya Stark for some reason. But what happened aside from terrible rape, which is what happens here.

Ok, dissenting opinion: Honeymoon was fucking amazing. Did anyone else see it? For a first time director Leigh Janiak did an incredible job scaring the bejesus out of me, and the casting was perfect. It's possible I'm biased because I am old friends with her co-writer and think he's super talented, but I'm giving it a…

If this is what the studios are doing with beloved 80’s icons, I’m really very glad that Diablo Cody penned Sweet Valley High movie never got off the ground. Yuck.

I compared it to that episode from SBTB about the Zack Attack.

I read the whole book, not two years ago, and I can't recall a single thing about it. Even having the plot described to me in this post and in the comments, and I couldn't begin to remember. That's some high quality writing there, Franzen.

I have both types of flying anxiety! Super fun! I can tell you this: I am generally the fattest person on any flight I am taking, and I’ve never really had a problem. I have twice needed a belt extender on teeny tiny commuter planes, and that sucked/was embarrassing, but the attendants were incredibly nice about it…

I’m so glad I’m not the only one who is sick of “dark and gritty” with the superhero movies. Fucking Christopher Nolan. That new Batman vs Superman movie looks depressing as shit. Even the Iron Man movies, which started out super fun, became all dark and depressing in the third installment. Whatever happened to fun?

Ha, while I did have pain meds, the big reason I didn’t mind my two-day hospital stay after each birth was the fact that for two days there was a TEAM of people to help me with the baby. If I needed a nap? Ring the nurse, she’d take my little one away so I could crash for an hour. I’m unable to breastfeed, so I also…

The very first concert I ever went to was Lollapalooza 1994. It was a good one, too, Beastie Boys, George Clinton, Smashing Pumpkins! It was also the very first time I saw a dick, as a dude in the crowd whipped his out and started jacking off right there in broad daylight. I was 14.

I am just now reading this post but am agog at the people defending scalping. There is such a big difference between finding something valuable at a fucking flea market and running into Target and buying every single dress before anyone else even has a chance to look at it. These people are terrible. Are they as bad…

I would say before the Internet, scalpers used to fill a market demand. Now they’re nothing but price gougers, and the reason I can’t afford to take my kids to Red Sox games. They use computer programs to scoop up every single reasonably priced ticket to every single game within 3 minutes of them going on sale, and…

I am pretty much willing to hang out with anyone if the booze is free. I'd go to a pro-life rally giving out signature "baby killer" cocktails. (runs off to figure out what exactly would go into a baby killer cocktail)

Well, I have zero issue with her going to prom with super jerkface Joey. Get it, girl, if um, that’s what you want? I just didn’t understand why she suddenly acted all bitchy as fuck to Bianca! I mean sure, she should have been nicer about the whole Prada backpack thing, but it’s like that really escalated quickly…

I still get pissy about her character in 10 Things turning into a mega-bitch for no reason whatsoever. The script did not set that up properly! These are the things I think about, apparently. Still the best teen movie evaar.

My cat likes to sleep in two places: the first is the crook of my knees under the covers, which is pleasant enough (until I want to roll over, then it becomes fraught with scratchy peril). The second is ON MY FACE. I wake up frequently with him attempting to literally sleep on my face. One day, he will accidentally…