Heh, I'm reminded of an exchange I had on Gawker last week where someone was arguing for Leslie to join the cast—so they could get rid of Sasheer. They didn't see how the idea of only one black woman at a time on SNL was offensive. There wasn't enough face palm.

Word. She was great in the Scandal spoof, but that's the only sketch I can recall where she was the headliner. I think she's done Michelle Obama a time or two? But nothing all that memorable.

Oh believe me, I know. The mentality has always been there. Fuck, I remember when I was with my ex-boyfriend, I was a LOT thinner than I am now. I was about a size 16, and quite well proportioned, most people probably would have only called me chubby rather than fat. And, not to sound vain, but I was seriously cute…

And not just any leader of the free world—Bill Clinton. He is dangerously teetering towards looking truly elderly, like my Grandpa, and I'd still hit that if he turned on the charm. He was known for it!

Yeah, but she was HOT, don't you know hot is the most important thing??

I feel like King of Queens is somehow to blame... See in my day we had Roseanne! Fat man marries fat lady and they are funny and loveable together. King of Queens made all the fat guys think they should ditch their Roseanne-style wives for Leah Remni types, and anyone who can't get that type blames the fat ladies for…

Honestly though, IS feeding all organic "best"? Are there studies I can read? Because from what I can tell there's a shit ton of factors going in to how a kid turns out, most of them genetic and financial, and the organic food craze just seems more like a scam to me than anything else.

Same here. Thanks, PCOS! my milk quite literally never came in. The lactation consultant I saw was totally baffled by it, but thank Maud at least she BELIEVED me. My baby lost a ton of weight the first four days, because he was freaking starving, and the LC was also quite luckily our pediatrician. She handed me a…

Sounds about right. Mine, in retrospect, should have read "Bride and groom met online. Groom got diarrhea on their first date and didn't order any food, making bride feel like an ugly pig for ordering a massive meal. On their second date, bride got hammered on 5 gin and tonics, bummed a cigarette from the bartender…

If anything, Steve was a victim of Miranda. She treated him like wholesale shit for 6 seasons, and then he marries her? And even then on their honeymoon she is losing her shit at the thought of spending 3 days alone with him without Internet. Like, bring a book, dummy. She was such an asshole. I never blamed him for…

Mr. Big not having any friends was always kind of weird. Like, the guy who heckled him at the rehearsal dinner—he was at their rehearsal dinner, but Carrie didn't even know who the fuck he was, and Big called him "some guy from the office". Why was he at the rehearsal dinner? This is also underscored in the New Year's…

Yes, it's the pocket squares that are the problem. Not your garbage dump policies.

Yep, she's got a job husband and two little kids! I guess that's why she's out on the trails by 4am so she can finish her workouts by 7. I don't have any idea how her legs don't fall off. Sometimes she runs 10 miles instead of 20? 0_0 Scary.

Fantastic, and a good reminder that the holidays are rapidly approaching and I need to check my stock of festively scented candles. While some prefer to think of autumn as Motherfucking Decorative Gourd season, for me Christmas is 100% about Goddamn Apple Cinnamon and Pine Tree Scented Air, Bitchez!! (Hangs head in…

I fucking loved the Monchichis.

I am still upset that they turned My Little Ponies into anime weirdos with giant eyes. That's exactly what this looks like. WHAT WAS WRONG WITH THE OLD PONIES???

Heh, I could always just hide her but I think I've developed my own addiction to seeing and being annoyed by her constant "hey, have you heard I am super mega fit?" updates. Even when she posts about something else, she manages to work in running. Like "my boss is making us all stay late tonight, bummer—I WANTED TO…

Glad they didn't sexy her up too much (though she IS thinner, sigh), but the original boots were way more boss. They looked like astronaut boots.

Back when I was in my twenties and much fitter, I actually really liked spin classes. I'd probably be too afraid to take one now, especially since the torturous ones they have nowadays make my regular old spin classes from 2005 look like child's play.

I love it when men claim they don't see changing their name as a big deal when they are not the ones who face metric fuck-tons of societal, family, and other pressure to change it. "It's just a name, no big deal!" What the fuck ever, dude. This guy is delusional, and I suspect we've all fallen victim to some serious…