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I wish they would address why sooooo many people, longtime commenters who clearly aren't assholes, are still grey while others are ungreyed seemingly at random. What is their system? I also was approved under the old system but have languished in grey under the new one, despite having commented here regularly for 7

Wait, Wooderson was a rapist? Was there a scene I missed?

I want to know how all the GOP guys running for president in 2016 are going to handle all this. They have to be all "noooo gay marriage boooo!" but what are they going to do? Run on a "oh yeah I'm totes going to federally de-marry all the thousands of couples in 30 states as soon as I get in there!" platform? I feel

Good thing my husband doesn't agree with that sentiment! I am so not a swallower, I find the idea repellent. Nothing personal, I'm not squicked by the idea of it in a "fluids ewwww" immature way, but the execution (shudder). I have swallowed enough in my life to know that it's something I do.not.like.at.all, so I

Odd! It looks difficult, especially all the deep throating and gagging/choking. I mean I get the drooling and spitting and slurping could go a little easier, but the other parts not so much. And they seem interminable. I'm good for a few minutes, but then I want to get down to some p-in-v, that's what I show up for,

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Haven't seen this one yet, but I will make a recommendation: these same themes were also explored in an excellent indie movie I took in On Demand recently. It examines whether you ever really know the person you married by inserting that theme into a standard horror movie body snatcher plot. Which sounds nuts, but it

Question for men: What do you get out of the lengthy, slurpy blow job scenes in porn? I like porn, actually, but I always fast forward past the beejes because, blegh, they are so tedious. And I like giving head, but watching someone else gagging on a giant porn dick like, negative turns me on. If I am ever too wet for

Sadly, people here are reacting with disbelief because they cannot fathom showing support towards her in any way, even as a victim of sexual assault. It's super gross, I doubt it has anything to do with how the post was written (though I agree the language in the post could be better).

Of course they will, they already are. Its truly appalling.

Woah, woah woah, let's not get crazy. After all, one HBO show already had a lesbian detective, surely that's enough for at least another 10-20 years. No need to be greedy!

Pffffffft. Bullshit. Every girl I know who pledged had to do shit like this. Frankly I don't think any of it is that big a deal, it sounds irritating as hell and I'd never bother doing it, but whatevs. To each their own. It's all pretty standard pledge stuff—memorizing pointless information and reciting it on command

I'm just glad they didn't cast a 24 year old. That's the standard age for the movie wife of 40-year old actors these days isn't it? (cries) (possible I'm still irritated over Jennifer Lawrence's casting in Silver Linings Playbook when she was all of 22 to play a 30-something character, no matter how good she was in

It's weird to me they were expecting more. The couple has been together for 10 years and has six kids....they're just kind of old hat now, aren't they? And sure, I definitely wanted to see the dress, but it was on the cover and the image was picked up by every gossip blog I read, so I didn't need to buy the issue to

Hey, you are due the week after me! I have 13 weeks and three days left. I also just had a baby 8 months ago, so I am barely recovered from the first one – I asked my doctor if this means my vagina is going to explode open like something out of a horror movie, and she said actually it makes it easier and less likely

Omg, the same thing happened to a friend of mine. She had a horrific 36 hour labor with several hours of pushing and lots of tearing (shudder), and then the OB had to put her arms up her snatch to manually yank out the placenta. She then started hemorrhaging. Good times! Her son is wicked cute though?

I'm willing to try anything to eliminate my husband's 30-45 minute shit sessions. Men: what the fuck are you DOING in there? It takes me maybe 2 minutes from pants dropping to pants pulling up. Sometimes less if I really have to go and get a clean break.

I'm mostly concerned that this person thought it was cool to send someone a sext at 5 in the damn morning. I hope you had your phone on silent.

Do none of the stylists for these shows read GabiFresh? She's around the same size of some of these models and looks fierce in crop tops!

First off, that stevedore bar seemed like it would be a rape den. Second, there's only one answer to your question: Peach Pit.

It's a whole new world of NOOOOOOOPE!!!!