No, but it is hitting. And hitting is wrong, and if you can't figure out how to effectively punish a damn 3 year old without hitting them, then you're a failure as a parent. And if you're spending a good portion of the day on Deadspin, Facebook, and G+ (oooh, three places, and under your real name! Tough guy!)…

Right on. Tiny Hamster is in clear violation of the Tiny Competitive Eating League's policies on "stuffing". I'm putting a * next to this victory.

I feel bad saying it too, but I'm sure they don't mind. They're rich after all, and still reasonably attractive enough. They're just...awkward looking? Too much Bruce, not enough Demi.

That's the perfect thing already "Hey, I had fun, but I don't think we're a match. Thanks!" A guy once texted pretty much that to me and it was totally mind-blowing because it was so polite and saved me from days of wondering if I'd hear from him (I had actually really liked him and wanted to go out again). It's just…

Honestly, it sucks though. One of the best Match.com experiences I ever had was with a guy I went on one date with. I really liked him and thought it went great. Sent him a text the next day letting him know that I would be up for it again, and he wrote back immediately saying he had a great time but didn't think we…

I found the quality on most things to be quite good when they were under The Limited. The knits/cardigans wore down quickly, which was a bummer. But the dresses and tops in other fabrics have held up beautifully. I only have a couple things from the new owners because I got pregnant before I could shop much. I do like…

Ha, I did a double take too, because I didn't realize at first I was talking to you again, but on a new topic! Funny. :)

Am I the only one who hates the re-launched Eloquii? When it was under The Limited I spent a TON of money. I filled up my wardrobe with everything I could get my grubby mitts on. Then they took it away claiming there wasn't enough interest (bullshit, then why was half the stuff I wanted sold out before I could get it…

Yeah, I am torn. If there are multiple witnesses claiming they were having sex out in the open, well, yeah, I would have to say the cops had every right to show up, because that's not cool. But at the same time, she does have a right to refuse to give ID, and I totally believe her boyfriend when he says they were…

Yep. I had to hide a post about this on Facebook (not one of my friends, but something that popped up in my feed because a friend commented on it, I hate that shit) of some white dude (naturally) posting a link about this case and saying "I'm so sick of everyone playing the race card all the time." Yes, tell me more,…

It depends. Part of me is thrilled to be "getting it over with" — we wanted two kids, we wanted them relatively close together because we're both in our mid-30s and didn't want to be pushing 40 and dealing with a newborn (not that there's anything wrong with it, just not for us). And from what I understand, "irish…

The book was WAY better, to be sure. But I do wonder how they'd pull off the "big twist" (spoiler: that Julie and Helen were separately dating the same guy, who turned out to be the brother of the boy they killed and responsible for their torment) on screen. Seems much easier to do on the page.

Oh, BARF. I am 26 weeks into a back-t0-back pregnancy (yep, just had a baby in January, was pregnant again by April, woooof) and have yet to take a single picture. I took maybe 3 with my first, but no one ever sees them anyway. Some women on the message boards get VERY into bump pics. I can see them looooving this…

Starting late made ALL the difference for me, as a former slut myself (married for years now). I didn't start having sex until I was 22. I slept with a lot of people very quickly, I think I was acting out my high school and college hookup life all at once—in high school I was a wallflower who barely even TALKED to a…

I have such a hard time recognizing that Kanye has legitimate talent, even though objectively this is true, because he ruins it by being the woooooorst!

The Miss America a couple years ago (another blonde white girl of course) apparently was informed by pageant coaches that it was her brown hair holding her back and that she would do better as a blonde.. She dyed it blonde and won Miss America like the very next year. (I have a friend who knows her.)

Same. My friends in college haaated me. I always saved papers for the night before, as well as exam cramming, and always did well (mostly A's and B's). Meanwhile they would work for weeks writing and rerwriting, and still get a lower grade. There just doesn't seem to be much efficiency in working on something for two…

Yep this is exactly what I was afraid of when I went to the OB for the first time after getting pregnant. Some OBs are so afraid of fat pregnant ladies that they refuse to even take them as patients and refer them to "high risk" specialists instead. It's ridiculous because normal weight women can have complications…

I really, really wish that Diana hadn't (in good faith, I think she didn't realize at first) responded to this fucking troll and brought him out of the grey. I can't even believe that the top comment of this excellent article is a goddamn MRA. Fucking hell.

"Why has the duologue become so one-sided?"