When he went to prison, and had a little tank in his cell with plastic, motorized fishies, I almost forgot that he was both a murderer and a rapist!

I know I'm not a kid, but here's a good recent experience: When I got pregnant at 300 pounds I was slightly petrified to go see my OB for the first time. I know being pregnant at that weight put me at higher risk for some things, I just didn't want a lecture or to be condescended to. She was great. Very matter of…

I dress up when I fly too, mainly because as a fatty I need to do everything in my power to keep people thinking I am not sub-human. I've been lucky (no idea if it's because of my dressing up or just luck, probably just luck) and never had an issue flying while fat, always have friendly seat-mates and never been…

The little "puh" sound really sells it.

I am giggling immaturely at "dry orgasms" and imagining a little puff of baby powder coming out of their penises.

I know, the dog's face is really hilarious. I didn't notice at first but I keep coming back to it!

Are you saying that a Shiba can't play Sandy? That's dogist! (stifling giggles)

Eh, he has kind of an ugly-sexy thing going on. Maybe I'm just into ugly-sexy.

Because I am insanely old (okay not that old, but it feels like it) I really didn't know who Ed Sheeran was, but I heard his interview on Howard Stern on Monday and thought to myself "He sounds like a really nice and well-adjusted guy considering he is a mega-famous musician". Plus I liked the song he played. New fan…

Seriously. Dog tongues are actually "cleaner" than human tongues. There was some post a while back where everyone got into arguments over whether it was okay to let your dog lick your baby (don't even ask me how it got brought up because I don't remember). As the owner of a dog who spends roughly half his day licking…

If you really want your heart to explode, check out the pics from filming. I remember these showing up on a bunch of blogs when they were filming last year—I believe this is the same dog as a puppy. GOOD GOD.

I once got a hotel upgrade in Vegas and it came with a "Japanese soaking tub". I do not know what made the tub Japanese, but it was amazing. Then my friends ruined it for me by pointing out how gross the tub probably was and how many people probably had sex in it. But then I decided I didn't give a fuck, because…

I feel like it is both a staggering waste of water (and energy, since the water will need to be hot) and also the most wonderful thing I've ever seen in my life and I want it so much that the knowledge I'll never have it will haunt me for the rest of the week.

Same. I'm 35 and pregnant with my second, and I'm already freaked out about being in my 50's when they're teenagers. I couldn't even think about it at 70.

True, I'm just speculating. But I think Terrence Winter is just saying that because he wants to maintain a good relationship due to having another project with them. But they skipped 7 years for the final season (including skipping over some key IRL events like the death of Arnold Rothstein and the massive gangster…

Oh, I have no doubt Ms. Williams has benefited from nepotism, specifically with regards to getting to work for Tina Fey (omg so jealous) (and thank you for that bit of trivia, that is hilarious).

Well, to get around that they could've found a 20 year old with a more boyish look and build—not actually a 16 year old or whathaveyou. The love scene would definitely have been squickier in that instance, and not all hot and steamy like is presented here. So gross.

I was thinking of "The Crush" but then I remembered that Westley (the actor doesn't have a real name in my mind, he's just Westley) never actually had sex with Alicia Silverstone's character (though he definitely crossed a line).

I seriously doubt HBO gives a shit what any of their dads thinks, actually. They exist to make money, if the show were losing them money they'd cancel it (see: Boardwalk Empire).

All of this. I might, MIGHT, have been able to get on board with the finales twist if they hadn't made the mother character so wonderful. But what was the point of introducing us to such a terrific woman, if they were just going to turn it all around at the end and have him get back into a toxic relationship with the…