I think I might have been more upset about what they did to Barney in the finale then I was about the mother dying – and I was REALLY upset about the mother dying. I couldn't even love the scene with him and his newborn baby, because all I could think about was that the baby was a result of him disgustingly having sex…

My assumption is that the producers had already decided on the terrible ending at the time they filmed Ted crying. Also, I believe that episode aired after the finale wrapped shooting, when there still would have been time to edit it if they had gone with the much better ending. As they should have.

I have no idea why The Wedding Date is so eminently watchable, because it really doesn't have much of a plot. It is just a series of party scenes where Debra Messing wears different outfits and Dermot Mulroney puts on tuxedos and looks hot and amazing. i've seen it at least five times, maybe more like 10 because it is…

Rosie O'Donell is my favorite part of that movie. I could seriously watch this rant about 10,000 times and still cheer at the end of it, even though her meathead friends take absolutely nothing away from it.

Wow! I had zero idea this was "a thing". So funny!

Oh that IS a good one. Interesting that it's a known thing, I always thought I was weird. Haha I also like library scenes in movies, particularly if someone is scrolling through a microfilm.

Okay, this one is kind of weird. I find when I get goosebumps or "chills" from certain noises that I end up turned on. Like quiet scenes in movies where someone starts making a very subtle little noise gives me the chills, and this almost always leads to being turned on. Examples include the scene in Beetlejuice where…

That sex scene was like the screenwriter thought of all the most uncomfortable places to have sex and committed them all to the screen. Those marble stairs? Gah! That huge uncomfortable looking desk? Ouch! The floor with hardcover books falling all over them? Someone call an ambulance, I might be concussed.

See, THAT is a "weird" turn on. This is a clear winner—so long as you're talking about grown up Simba. I mean, is it a little pedo to lust after a cartoon lion cub? Does it have to have a mane? These are important questions. (Haunches! lol)

Me me me! In fact, I think one of the first Jezebel articles I ever read was the one she wrote as Slut Machine about doing cocaine and having sex with that guy at the AVN awards in Las Vegas. Oh, how times have changed.

I take it off every year to celebrate my OWN birthday! Yes, I am birthday twins with Sarah Childress Polk—you know you're jealous. (All I did today was nap. Bliss!)

Ha, funny because I actually do not care for April on Grey's at all, and it kind of bums me out because I loved Bright and Hannah! Though I blame the writing for her Grey's character far more than the actress.

I was just thinking about that episode too. Her whole speech to him about what it takes to grind out a comedy career was mesmerizing, I want to go find that episode and watch it again. She was certainly controversial and plenty here hated her brand of comedy, but no one can argue that she was a legend and a…

He was so good in Everwood that he even made the whole "nerdy girl who is obviously pretty except she wears glasses ends up with the hot jock guy" thing BEARABLE. That takes talent, people. Observe:

YES EVERWOOD INDEED. First, Chris Pratt was amaaazing on that show. Second, I had adolescent romantic fantasies revolving entirely around the song "Anna Begins" ALREADY, and then they went and used it for the episode where Ephram has sex with Madison and I almost died—and the worst part is they couldn't afford the…

Seth Rogen did an interview with Howard Stern about his criticism of Bieber earlier this year, and one point he made stayed with me, about how he has Canadian friends who've been either deported or denied work visas or other travel privileges within the states for such minor, petty shit as getting caught with a single…

This is one of the only reasons I actually can't hate on Taylor Swift, even though I am not into her music. She writes all of her own songs and always has (no wonder 99% of her early hits were about being obsessed with boys, seeing as how she was 15 at the time). I have to give respect for that, even if they all are…

I was wondering why the deer make the females walk ahead of the males—is it so they get hit by the cars first!? Deer misogyny!

Oh god, the fucking hippo. It arrived the same year I started, and the abuse that poor thing took. Nail polish, drunken vomit, etc. It made it extra funny that it was only there bc he'd spent thousands of dollars on an unreturnable item without consulting his wife, but I remember it even pissed me off at the time that…

Oh please. I have already stated multiple times that I recognize there are sometimes extenuating reasons for such late term abortions, and that's fine. But a) we have absolutely no idea what tipped this woman's hand, for all you know she MIGHT have decided at 28 weeks that she just coudln't go through with it after…