Gross, was he one of those "LA" type kids who grew up in Hollywood and maybe had a family member in the industry who was an associate producer on some third rate flop and decides that makes them a big wig? I can picture it so clearly (and can clearly taste the bile at the back of my throat).

"stamping his little cloven hoof!" <— Thank you, I seriously just choked on the Cinnamon Toast Crunch that I am eating for lunch like the gluttonous pregnant lady that I am.

Agree to disagree I guess, but I feel completely comfortable judging someone for aborting at 36 weeks. Completely, completely comfortable. And there's a reason 20 weeks is most people's comfort zone for abortions other than when medically necessary and it's because you're right, due dates and gestational ages can be…

Heh, I love when hello Kitty gets angry.

Do you have the cordless one and is it any good? I love mine but I hate having to plug it in. Fact: I once used an extension cord so I could use it during sex. It was embarrassing but at least it was my husband and not someone I was trying to impress with my sexy vibrator ways.

I kind of have to agree. This woman clearly had medical needs beyond just needing a wheelchair to get to her gate. If she sat there for 11 hours (I hope she was wearing a diaper) and didn't know where she was and could not physically alert anyone to the fact that she had been forgotten, this sounds like someone who…

No. You shouldn't be able to get an abortion at 28 goddamn weeks unless there's a compelling medical reason. Yes, medically, it's a fetus until the moment it draws breath—but a 28 weeks fetus is NOT THE SAME as a 12 week, or even a 14, 16, 18 week. Do you ever draw the line? Do you think it should be okay to abort at…

I also would like to know when she took the drugs. Was it right before delivering? Because if you take drugs trying to kill your 28-weeks gestated fetus, I am also NOT okay with that. Babies born at 28 weeks are babies—and I am also incredibly, incredibly pro-choice. Abortions for everyone! On demand! And with…

This one seems highly appropriate. Fuck this guy. I went to GWU while he was president, and he sucked then too. He was most famous for getting paid more than any other college president ever, at the time.

Is he confusing rapists with sharks? (Will now have nightmares about shark rapists.)

Bwah! It's from Showgirls. Not a rape, but it IS the least sexy sex scene ever committed to film.

Hottie needed to simulate drowning? Done, and done.

All I need in life is to figure out what product I can apply to my flesh to make it look less like a frog belly with big blue veins running everywhere. Everything I try either has NO effect (I once had to demand my money back at Mystic Tan. It had zero impact on my paleness), or I look like this:

Yes! I Googled too but it was too late to edit my post. :) And hell yes, it was creepy! The main character was a big bitch though so I think we're supposed to think she deserved it. Still, oof. And ew.

Oh god, I had blocked out that part until you mentioned the steamed lobster!

(Quiet voice: I like them too, especially Ricky Gervais. That car commercial he does with his daughter where she's reading negative things about him on the Internet makes me laugh and I've seen it 1,000 times. "Ricky Gervais is a pig-faced troll!")

A fellow New Hampshire person, I gather? I like that we have had multiple successful comedians and SNL alums from the Manchester area - Sandler, Silverman, Myers. Yay, New Hampshire!

Matt Bomer missing out on the supporting actor win was definitely a bigger shocker than Ruffalo or Roberts losing for their roles. Bomer blew me away in that movie, the others were more "meh" for me. I also wanted the film to be better, but I did cry at the end.

Yes exactly! I don't watch Episodes, for example, but I am curious as to what Matt Leblanc is up to on that show, because it's been well-honored and acclaimed. You're there to honor this work, then show it a little!

In all honesty, the Emmys loooove to just reward the same person year in, year out for comedy. I'm pretty sure Kelsey Grammer and David Hyde Pierce won about 8 years in a row for Frasier, and now we're in the middle of a Jim Parsons/Julia Louis-Dreyfus marathon for their shows.