I had matted hair in fifth grade because I hated brushing it. I remember I used to play with my mats, sticking pencils in them and stuff, and eventually my mom just snipped them out, cut my hair shorter and told me to smarten up.

I don't get the drug free birth thing. To me it seems like getting a root canal without novocaine, just to...prove we have a high pain threshold? I'm not judging, I swear to god I'm not, do whatever you want. I just don't GET it.

I do that toooo! I call it my dressing room. There's a Breakfast at Tiffany's poster on the wall and a bookshelf with no books, just shoes. We are turning it into a nursery for our second baby due at Christmas, and it's making me so sad. :(

THIS. I can't even enjoy Grumpy Cat posts because all I think about is how shitty it is that he gets hauled all over the country making "appearances".

I know I'm not allowed to say this but fuck it all—her face looks almost sunken to me. She's always been petite but I think post-baby she's gotten rather thin and it's contributing to her startled deer face! (Yes I know we are not allowed to say stuff like that, but I'm reeling from airplanes dropping out of the sky…

You get 40-60 kids a day who don't know their last name?

They were! Didn't she have throat surgery after recording that album? Still...worth it.

Yes thank you. I'm not sure if she fired him, but she did kill him off totally unnecessarily. Like, hallo, him and his character's girlfriend were leaving the show. Have them get job offers curing babies of cleft palates in Africa, and have that be that. I haaaaaated that she killed them both off instead.

Which apartment though, the one he lives at with the baby, or the fuck pad he rented in the same building so he had some place to bring Grindr dudes? (Actually not a bad idea if you're rich—I just hate that he's that rich. Sigh.)

Yeah but then it does a cute little jig. Totally makes motherhood worth it.

It's so easy to remain anonymous even without a burner though. I just set up a separate Twitter account under this name. I don't use it except to sign into Kinja. But I guess you could argue then that if there were no burners the spammers would do that too, but I think adding that extra step would impede enough of…

Then I guess they should ditch burners. I do not understand the benefit of burners, and no one at Gawker has been able to offer an explanation for why they are good. All they do is invite trolls, push pointless threads full of troll-feeders to the top of the discussion heap on every post, and flood posts with spam and…

I will never understand why Kinja doesn't allow IP address banning. I do not now, nor will I ever comprehend how having vicious trolls like the rape gif guy and all the goddamn "work from home" spam is a better commenting system than what they had before. How can you claim to have this wonderful advanced sophisticated…

That is hilarious—I wonder if they kept the line of Austin calling her Miss FFFFFFFah-gina when he goes to her apartment. (My favorite scene in the whole movie, just for the way he covers his nipples as he gets into the hot tub. Something about it just kills me. That first movie is a classic.)

What's fucking crazy and sad is that Kate Moss was the "controversial" model for being so thin. Now her figure is commonplace, if anything models today (particularly runway) are way thinner. Sigh.

I feel like they might have mentioned at one point on the show that she looked into getting her tubes tied but couldn't because doctors won't usually do it on a young, child-free woman for fear they'll change their mind later. But yes, she should absolutely have an IUD. But then we wouldn't have gotten the three year…

Cristina's second pregnancy annoyed the crap out of me. A) It ruined Owen for me, and I'd liked the character up until then. B) She's a doctor who vehemently does not want children and has had one unwanted pregnancy already that ended up threatening her life. They never said what birth control she was on that failed,…

Also, there are countless women in history who had abortions and then went on to have children, so if they hadn't had those abortions, then people like Sarah wouldn't have been born.

YES. I know it must be tough with a legendary model as an older sister, but.......she's no Kate Moss. Very, very pretty girl. But there are lots of pretty girls and most of them aren't models for a reason. It takes a certain something.

I'm a size 22 also, and is it weird that I almost find it easier? It's still terrible, of course: I have clothes from Lane Bryant, Eloquii, Macy's and Nordstrom in about 7 different sizes (including a pair of size 28 jeans from LB that are way too small somehow, and a pair of size 22 Calvin Klein jeans from Macy's…