I kind of want to flood it with repeated money shots of my middle finger.

Homeland and Downton are both way past prime—Elizabeth and Tatiana deserved their slots. More Emmy bullshit, they love nominating Danes and her cry face, and they seem to think British accent = amazing acting, which is the sole explanation for all non-Maggie Smith Downton love. Bleck.

Plus, they're contagious.

Could be they do THIS wedding for the show, then get the license and do another quickie civil ceremony after. The license stuff varies by state, we didn't need to bring witnesses or make any oaths when we got ours, it was just paperwork, we signed, and mailed it back after the ceremony with the officiant's signature.

Aha! Now I understand why she was so immediately grossed out by her pleasant enough looking groom. Aside from his...moles? Acne? He's a reasonably good looking person. But I doubt he holds a physical candle to the primo "studs" they get to be on Bachelor Pad. Oy vey, is HE in for it. Poor guy.

There are cartoons and memes and stuff too. But she also has a blog now and posts substantive pieces. There are usually thousands of comments on her vaccine/"toxins"/evolution posts that descend into some of the most ignorant things you can imagine. I have no idea why someone who says things like "evolution is just a t…

Oh, they still think it causes autism. And it's really been years since McCarthy was driving that bandwagon—now all the crazies get their info from "NaturalNews.com" and other b/s websites. She's no longer the devil, even if she remains stupid—there are still legions of parents who refuse to vaccinate and it has…

To be fair, even though I am with you that the sweating seems to serve no purpose, the hot yoga class I took absolutely encouraged tons of water and to take breaks if you were feeling dizzy. They just didn't want you to leave the studio for it. They had you lay still on your mat and sip water. If you left from the hot…

You know who is absolutely killing it in terms of doing daily trolling battle against the anti-science nimrods? The "I Fucking Love Science" Facebook page. She posts something awesome almost every day about how the whole "toxins" thing is garbage, along with sweet pro-vaccine posts and "duh, evolution" posts. The…

I tried Bikram twice. I found it wildly invigorating after the class let out (mainly because the two times I tried it was during winter in New England, so walking to my car in twenty degree weather felt AMAZING) but I found the workout to be "meh". The poses are relatively easy and I am a yoga novice, having only…

In the book he had sex a lot. And smoked a shit ton of weed. The book is really a better version because they don't make him into the Magical Developmentally Disabled Person so much.

That was well-accomplished by Ron and Lavender. Ohhhhh boy was it ever!

Bwah! Aw, Hufflepuffs. She was boring as hell in the book too. I never got what the point was other than giving Harry a first kiss/romance—couldn't they have found a better hookup for him than the grieving girlfriend of the boy whose gruesome death he witnessed?

The fact that they did not recast Ginny once the books revealed her and Harry were romantic interests is one of the greatest fails in modern cinema. It's nice they were loyal to the child actress who played Ginny as a little girl, but she had zero chemistry with Radcliffe. It sucked. Then again, they knew all along…

The pregnancy rumor has caused my mother in law to believe so deeply that Kate is pregnant that she even commented "oh, looks like she's starting to show" when they flashed to the couple during Wimbledon. I was like "Ummm, she's not pregnant?"

Have you ever heard of the phrase at will employment? Of course you can be fired for any reason! Now since he had a contract the employer is obligated to fulfill whatever terms there are in the event of employee termination. I'm certain someone as controversial as Cumia had terms built in to his contract regarding…

His Twitter is public, not private. If it were private none of this would've happened. Sirius should've acted long before now, but they never got as much bad publicity for his disgusting racism until now. It's business. They're hypocrites, without question, but they decided giving him their air was no longer in their…

They probably won't fire him—he's not famous enough. If Martha Stewart went on this same rant Sirius would drop her in a second — there would be too much public pressure. He's got just the right level of fame: enough idiot fans to keep Sirius happy with the ratings but a low enough public profile that they don't…

"Forms of birth control that some erroneously believe can cause or are akin to abortion."

SCOTUS has indicated this applies to regular BC, not just emergency contraception like Plan B. It's about birth control pills. It would still be shitty if it were just about Plan B, but it's especially shitty when you expand it to all forms of the pill.