I am in violent agreement with you—every germaphobe I know is also one of the sickliest people I know. Probably because they're constantly scrubbing off their "good" bacteria.

I wonder if Jen is one of the only women in the world really, truly looking forward to menopause. I mean, if NOTHING else, if she does a big Oprah special confirming she's gone through the "change" the tabs would have to stop with this, right? Then they could make up other shit? Still lame, but at least it would be dif…

You know the 80s was nuts because the popular kids were so into wearing business suits to school.

I got the email, but I actually did just have a baby in January. But I still thought it was creepy, because how the hell did they know? We did our announcements using Tiny Print.

YES! I've been complaining about basketball shorts for years. Whenever I watch pro or college basketball (which, okay, is rarely) I am always like "What is with those shorts? They look like baggy gaucho capri pants!"

Norton disappoints me. He's the only good thing about the O&A show (my husband is a huge fan of the show, I am a Stern loyalist and only listen when forced to in the car), and can be very sharp and funny, and I actually really enjoy his blunt honesty about his addictions and his sexual issues. But he looooooves…

I find it far more offensive that that ugly-ass bra probably costs $500.

FFS. I was wondering what my Republican friend who claims to have "insider knowledge about Hillary's health" was yammering on about a few weeks ago when she insisted that Hillary wouldn't be running. We were out with a group talking about who could possibly run against her, and she was all "Oh, it doesn't matter,…

Yes, 1000% this is the point of the episode. For me it was demonstrated when Jim Norton (who many here may remember as the comedian who debated Lindy about rape jokes) comes up to Louie at the club while he's watching Vanessa walk away and grumbles "Yuck!" at her. Louis does some great "face acting" there, because you…

True. I did consider that my discomfort was intentional, but daaaamn. It was getting bad when he finally shut her up!

As a fat girl, I both liked and hated this scene. On one hand, it was amazing that all those words were coming from a famous male comedian (according to the actress in a good Slate interview, he wrote everything she said word for word). It's fantastic to see him at least trying to grasp it, and he gets a lot of it…

Why must you remind me? I am pregnant (luckily with only ONE baby) and I have a four month old. He will be 11 months old when the new one arrives. I am basically planning on attending therapy for the next 7 months to deal with the fact that our lives, already heavily impacted by first baby, are basically OVER for the…

I noticed that too. And it's werid becasue Gabi is definitely not ashamed of her body. She posts full body outfit pictures all the time at her site, and constantly wears things fat girls aren't "supposed" to wear, like crop tops and bikinis.

Okay. I'm a fat chick. I think this lady is awesome, and I wish I could lose that much weight. And whatever, Shape should have just run the picture (think of the clicks from haters they'd have gotten!)

That is genius. Butters would approve.

It would be more fun if the pic showed the feet of their assistants who might be in there with them holding the dresses up so they can pee, heh.

Well that's true, but the pic still reminded me of my philosophy!

Oh, and celebrities who give birth vaginally probably fart and poop while they're pushing! Ah, poo. The great equalizer.

Whenever I feel starstruck by celebrities, I remind myself that they all take shits. Like, even Angelina Jolie takes a dump.