I was so excited to see another hilarious black woman featured on SNL that I didn't even realize people would be offended by her jokes. I thought it was funny, I got what she was trying to do. But for the "joking about certain topics is NEVER okay" crowd, I can see their point. I don't know. Can we get on board with…

I see what you're saying, but not all people with lots of Facebook "friends" they don't know in real life are attention whores or anything else negative—I have a couple hundred of these types of friends on my page. It stems back to the business networking I was doing at the time I joined Facebook in 2006. At that…

Aaaaaaaaaaah! That is NUTS!

Don't be silly, I didn't think anything of it. Like I said, I can't argue this was a total accident since I wasn't on the pill, but it was definitely still a shock due to my PCOS. Bodies ARE weird.

Thanks! Yeah, enjoy your solo baby for as long as you can, hehe. While I am happy, I am also thinking about what my life will be like in December when I have an 11-month old and a newborn. I asked my husband in all seriousness if he thinks his mother would move in with us for 6 months or something. I am petrified!

Ha! No way do I give up coffee. :) Not with a four month old in the house! I asked the OB and she said 1-2 cups a day is fine as long it's not like, shots of straight espresso or whathaveyou. Thank jeebus.

I'm starting to come around to that way of thinking, in between freaking the fuck out. My sister has a new baby and a four year old, and she said that going back to the diapers/up-all-night/breastfeeding phases after four years was a total shock to the system. For us it will just be like "whatevs, more of the same".

Thanks! Yep, legit Irish Twins, they will both have the same birth year, it's almost embarassing. But I shouldn't act shocked, I didn't go back on the pill because we knew we wanted another one relatively soon, as I am 35 this year. But it took almost 18 months to get pregnant the first time, I was kind of counting on…

I think he meant that she was on a lot of drugs. I buy that.

I was thinking the same thing when listening to Franco's stories about her. I don't know if he was lying, but I would REALLY like to hear her side of it, particularly the "showing up in his hotel room at 3am and waking him up, and then instead of banging he reads her poetry instead" bullshit.

I am sometimes grateful that while I am not a monster or anything, I was not born with knock-down-amazing-attract-all-the-men-in-the-WORLD looks. Because I've never had to weigh whether or not Chanel bags are worth sex with an 80 year old racist.

Ha! Well to be fair to you, Juno's sonogram scene took place when she was a few months along, and at that point you would do it via the belly and not the vag. They did do a vag one in "Knocked Up" though, when the character was just a few weeks along. I hate that I know these things.

Well, if they were just at the OB to confirm the pregnancy, the sonographer wouldn't be privy to whether you were planning to abort. They just do the procedure and hand you the picture, and then you deal with the doctor. This is all reminding me that I'll be flying Trans-Vaginal myself next week to date my latest…

I didn't laugh at any of it. Then again, I hated all the "Scary Movie" dumb parody movies and my husband practically pisses himself with laughter at them. He'll probably love this. I just think it's lame.

Oh, I'm aware that he's just an idiot. But that's no excuse for his vile racism! Maybe calling him a psycho was too much—he may be sane, he is indeed an odious racist. His whole Twitter page appears to be devoted to citing statistics on black crime and denying a) that racism even exists, and b) that it has anything to…

Yep, the radio show basically spews the same bullshit. They also have been raving about how somehow Donald Sterling's racism is NBD because Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton have said anti-semitic things. It's so gross. Luckily, my hubs is not gross, he just thinks they can be funny. I guess I can't complain too much if…

SPPEEEEEYAAACK. That's me barfing—I heard enough about this guy (all positive, of course) because my damn husband refuses to listen to my pleas that he never listen to that garbage "Opie & Anthony" show in my presence. Anthony has apparently morphed from the loud-mouthed shock jock type who was fairly low brow but…

I agree that is some awkward shit—but to be fair it was to promote their Mr. and Mrs. Smith movie...But you know they started doing it on that movie. Angelina once said she would show the movie to their kids when they're old enough so they could "see when mommy and daddy fell in love". (WHOOOPS when he was married!)

Plus the whole "insta-family" aspect of his relationship with Jolie. If my husband and I split up, and like three minutes later he was shacked up with the widely-acknowledged Most Beautiful Woman in the World, and then like another couple months later they suddenly have two kids and are pregnant with twins...well even…

That was the BEST scene, CJ knew what was up. Additionally, I cringe every time I re-watch the scene where the beltway political website (probably something like Politico before Politico was real) wanted Donna to be its editor for a huge salary, and she didn't even tell Josh about it and just sadly went back to work.…