Ten years ago I got two cats from the humane society; their names were Tia and Tamera. I named them Layla and Grace, but my roommate couldn't remember those names, so they were always called Skinny Tail and Fuzzy Tail, as those were their main distinguishing traits.

I like to do a coat of their Sky Rise mascara under a volumizing mascara. Of course, I first bought it solely because it was under $2...

I once ran camera at a wedding that made me cry in a bad way. The time came to start and there were only 15 people there, so the bride and groom came out and the bride cried. Apparently they'd invited more than 100 and expected around 50. They waited around for half an hour while the bride tried to pull herself…