but wait, there's more!

three sheets to the wind he is

An officer was quoted saying "Heeyy"

You need to watch some "Flying Alaska Wild"

I've been told shallow graves are a poor way to dispose of a body, the dirt acts to preserve the remains but still allows cadaver dogs to smell the human decomp. Simply placing the body above ground in a secluded area increases decomp. by upwards of 800%, the many scavenging animals quickly break the skin allowing…

Because, WAGON!

Lemons car!

darn kids smuggling their doobies in sealed bags of mulch...

So, your idea of pure sex involves a LOT of wood? Interesting...

spike strips are reserved for COPS chases only? Either that, or they assumed the meth cook would yield to civilians. At anyrate, these cops aren't going to be bragging about this chase at any cops vs trooper softball games.

we will catch an STD from another species, maybe a monkey, naah j/k that's ridiculous

20 years later...

Meanwhile in America...

why is this all mirrored???

These people have a definite lack of self preservation...

surprisingly, things took a turn for the worst when he decided to let the abused car take control

After owning a Turbocharged AWD Subaru with launch control, I call their transmission a sissy

it looks like a spark or something shoots out the front of the car as well,

I was gonna say, I've gone up steeper ascents with my clapped out legacy

Pneumatic locks with a 3/8 inch locking pin, yeah good luck buddy!