Wow, he’s an ANGRY dwarf!

God you’re daft. Go back to the grays.

Your arguments:
Insurance costs. Same as it would be otherwise..
Taxes: Gift tax is exempt for the first $15k, so they will pay like $3k in taxes on the remaining $30k value. Pay $3k, get $45k, still net $42k so wtf is your point here?
Car Shows and Parades. Which can be used to help…

Get fucked dude. No one says they have to accept the generous gift. Sell it and take the cash? Just say you don’t want it?

The Chrysler air raid siren.