Eh. I’ve had plenty of dudes run screaming from me based on my intellect/job/demanding personality. I’ve also dated guys that found those traits really attractive. It’s almost as if men are all unique beings with their own likes and desires...

That explains so much: Tiny Dick Finder.

VagINA Finder

But if both endzones say Broncos, how will Peyton Manning know which endzone to not throw touchdowns to?

International singing sensation Rita Ora *teenager eye roll*

Oh, god, I’m officially old, because my first thought was legitimately, “Oh, that girl has such a pretty smile!”

I feel like it’s pretty deserved in this situation though. Apart from guesting on an Iggy Azalea track she hasn’t had a single chart in the top 50 in the US.

Some topless lady who needs to eat a sandwich.

It’s like when you meet your buddy’s girlfriend, but you’ve already seen her naked cellphone pictures. If any of us ever meet Rita Ora now, it’ll be an awkward few minutes while we try to quickly think up something to talk about.

What if it’s not a joke...? *hopelessly out of touch*

Whoobs?

No clue. Nice rack though.

For all the inevitable jokes about “who is Rita Ora???” I don’t think I’d ever seen a pic of her until now.

Wow. She has boobs. Wow.

do you even know who Rita Ora is?

Who?

Who?

To me, the biggest thing sometimes is regretting changes I made that didn’t work out so well. You recover, but the lost time, effort, and money can take it’s toll, even if you are eventually happy in the long run.

That’s called passing time.

Yes, especially the old stand by about not going to bed on time because someone on the internet is wrong.