Good news!

He already quit the contract but confederates get confused about what’s in the past and what’s in the present a lot

Which is actually based on an old commercial. Does the fact that I remember when this commercial was on TV make me old. Hmmmm

NYC firefighters know that the Super Bowl is the place to be if you don’t want to see any jets.

My husband cannot throw the ball and fetch the ball.

Towed probably an 8000Lb trailer cross country with my 02 Dakota. Trailer brakes worked when I left the house. Didn’t somewhere around Nevada. In Ohio the weather was good and we were going to stop early for the final push into Virginia. Saw the truck ahead of me slowing down, I slowed down, turned out he came to a…

Race to the moon.

How about something ridiculously classic like a Model T or something? Would that be too expensive? It surely wouldn’t depreciate.

I’d hit a sprinkler, my hand would slide on the edge of the sheet and cut me, and then I’d catch a corner of that sheet in the nuts.

Ha, you get to burn out quickly either way.

You could also say “this whole damn car”.

You could also say the faux convertible top complete with fake support bumps.

I was waiting to see how long before someone went there! Ha haa!!

WRONG, $KAY! WRONG WRONG WRONG!

They already mentioned VW

I’ll never forget the video of the first time he gives the McL F1 the full beans on the street. Priceless

That’s like walking into a bar and ticketing anybody with car keys for drunk driving, even if they’re on the phone with a taxi.

Of course, vehicle owners could also just... you know... not wait until their current sticker is expired to take the car in for inspection.

I would caution you against speaking in absolutes.