The proletariat?

German WASPS?

Your sister is very lucky. I regularly have to remind my older sister (she’s well beyond the age to know better, hell, she’s currently finishing up a PhD in a related field) that she cannot bring up my weight/body to me when she’s feeling passive aggressive, because you just do not do that to someone who recovered…

If only had ten thousand more stars to give.

I’m guessing the latter.

Welp, best news I've had all week. If it's not spicy, I'm not eating it, and now it's justified by science.

CHEESE PRIVLEGE

An actual real life pony. But it was a donation for “Horses for the Handicapped”. Still, when the horse dealer showed up for a check I was the talk of the floor. He left a trail of hay and the smell of horse manure. The nurses were pissed.

as my husband says- it should sound like a ladies fart.

At some point early in their marriage my grandparents had it out over the toilet and aim, and from then until the day he died my grandfather sat down to pee when he was at home.

There is no “hit or miss”. There is “hit or forcible catheterization”. I’m going to be such a good parent someday.

I need to print the one out about the three-year-old peeing into a cup and paste it all over the walls of the bathroom. If a three-year-old can pee in a cup, grown ass men can sure as shit pee without spraying all over the walls, floor, and (memorably) ceiling.

You have to rape a few eggs to make an omelet.

In Polanski’s case you hear “he’s suffered enough.”

How can the bar have “almost certainly had no thought of another city in mind” when they used the phrase “mind the gap” and a modified version of the London Undeground symbol?

I like this idea but it must be said it’s using a symbol based off the London Underground symbol and it’s well known phrase and the date of this bar night is the 10th anniversary of the 7/7 London Underground terrorist attacks where 52 people were killed. I know this is in New York but it makes me as a Londoner feel…

Are you trying to get the president to die in a machine accident? Chainsaws and metal poles are no Bueno. You’d want a angle grinder or reciprocating saw with a blade for cutting metal.

Well, if they have charged her, she won’t have to ever pay bail or legal fees because this is already happening. He is only one of many who have offered.

I was thinking of the Director from NCIS...