burt, i don't know how long you've been gone from austin, but i'd rather live in WilCo than have my house haunted by UT frat boys. there's NINE of them living in the stealth dorm recently built next door. here's what my new year's eve looked like:

To: all of those saying we should not be praising Hebdo and his organization because they ridiculed already marginalized groups. NO, THEY DID NOT. Their targets were the same as any satirist; tyrants, blowhards, and hypocrites who preach hate instead of following the tenets of their own religion. No peace loving…

What the French Far Right want is to oppress and isolate the Muslims and immigrants (and this gives them the perfect rationale for furthering their cause). And what the Muslim extremists want is for the Muslims to be oppressed and isolated, because that radicalizes the population and turn them into eager Al-Qaeda…

Katie Hopkins is the first woman I ever felt like I really wanted to beat senseless.

My shower gel has a label to proclaim it is Vegan. Not entirely sure why.

No lie, I stayed in a hotel last weekend that had gluten-free shampoo.

I'll try to make this a short and sweet as possible. I stumbled upon Jezebel through I09 because I am a nerd and I do nerd shit. I'm an empathetic type of guy but I never really delved too deeply into the concept of feminism. Until I started reading articles on Jez. Of course I love the puns and snarky comments. But…

* Yes, British readers, I know you have some weird alternate definition for the term "Mid-Atlantic." No one cares.

Woman Found Guilty of Killing Terminally Ill Neighbor's Dog

I've never had an orgasm. Ever. Getting married in a few months to a guy who has never gotten me off. I love him and I like sex well enough because it makes me feel connected to him, but I'd also be fine without sex. I spent a long time feeling very broken and still sometimes feel that way, but at this point I think…

You had us until the last sentence. Then the breeding kicked in.

Guy goes to the doctor, "Doctor, you've got to help me, I've been farting silent, scentless farts for quite a while now! No one can hear them, no one can smell them, but I'm farting so frequently, there must be something wrong!" Doctor hands him some pills and says, "Here, take these." Next day, guy comes back, says,…

Why are the commenters on this site perpetually attacking people in articles about their weight? This man allegedly performed heinous acts of abuse on a child. That in itself is reason enough for your scorn. There's no need for his weight or appearance to ever be made an issue. But, hey, it's an easy punch, right? See…

Perhaps your female teachers were simply less patient with how you tried to participate in discussions without doing the reading.

We live in a culture, in many cases, that still calls a father taking care of his children "babysitting" rather than "parenting." Couple do need to talk this through before having kids. Someone, at some point, is going to need to be there to take care of them, but it doesn't always have to be one parent by default.

Straight white guy here. No - we pretty much suck. Especially if you take us in aggregate over the last 500 years. Most problems are caused by us, or at least made worse by us.

On behalf of my corner of the species, I'm sorry.

I feel like a lot of you are not medical. Let me explain the facts here, before we start de-valuing our cause by making ridiculous accusations.

Kelly, thank you for addressing our campaign. I wanted to share some additional information that will shed further light on our cause.

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