A great year to enter a coma, and a horrendous year to awake from a coma.

Funny, because right now our “National Anthem is a song from Tetris and the Statue of Liberty’s torch has been replaced by an L piece.”

Maybe Cleveland is uniquely bad

Dallas sucks. Can we agree that Dallas sucks?

Did you take a shot every time you heard someone say “it’s a dry heat”?

I can’t think of a single Trump campaign promise that he appears intent on delivering....

The McAdoo playbook

“Should’ve just used my set.”
-Jim Tomsula

How did both of those egos fit into one elevator?

Not sure why, but one thing that still bothers me; We all remember how he said “I could shoot someone and wouldn’t lose any voters” but he refuses to release his tax forms. Well, whatever is in his tax returns must be worst than a murder.

He cares about the Electors ‘undermining’ the results of the election by doing their duty to not allow a demagogue to rule our country.

Yeah, forget the wall. The way this guy is “presiding”, we should put caution tape around America.

The story is a hoax anyways. Those oil pipeline folks have assured us that nothing like this could happen.

He said he didn’t recognize Smith the night of the shooting and grew despondent hours later upon learning he had killed him.

So he only wants to be RNC chair...or sofa...?

How to sort the true statements from the lies coming from this transition team: place all statements in basket labeled “lies.”

It don’t make no sense

Names of bail bondsmen?

One thing that Pryor doesn’t suck at: causing opposing cornerbacks to screw-up their subject-verb agreement.

Damn, looked a lot like Brady’s ACL. Hope he makes a full recovery, I always liked Tannehill more than most do.