A great year to enter a coma, and a horrendous year to awake from a coma.

Right? Uber isn’t a cash business, and this is a lot of effort to steal a Corolla.

Want an adventure in Aventura? Take an Uber.

Funny, because right now our “National Anthem is a song from Tetris and the Statue of Liberty’s torch has been replaced by an L piece.”

Maybe Cleveland is uniquely bad

Dallas sucks. Can we agree that Dallas sucks?

Did you take a shot every time you heard someone say “it’s a dry heat”?

I can’t think of a single Trump campaign promise that he appears intent on delivering....

The McAdoo playbook

“Should’ve just used my set.”
-Jim Tomsula

Trump’s “ideas” are about money money money

Who’s gonna go through recall process when Christmas is around the corner. Wrap and regift.

Can’t stop 15 year old dipshits. They’ll just start drinking the vape juice.

Only if you shop at Whole Foods.

How did both of those egos fit into one elevator?

Not sure why, but one thing that still bothers me; We all remember how he said “I could shoot someone and wouldn’t lose any voters” but he refuses to release his tax forms. Well, whatever is in his tax returns must be worst than a murder.

He cares about the Electors ‘undermining’ the results of the election by doing their duty to not allow a demagogue to rule our country.

I’d rather see wind turbines than the offshore oil rigs that dot the horizon on the Gulf of Mexico.