I just assumed it was because her son’s are all B names and her eldest daughter was the lonely C. Kylie and Kenndel have their half sisters and Kris but Cassandra was isolated in name.

If there’s ever a “how many pacifiers, lollipops and hot wheels toys are currently in your bra” awareness campaign, I will be all over it.

My brother and his wife got married on my birthday a few years ago and I’ve never had the heart to ask if it bothers her that he got up and made a big announcement and had everyone sing happy birthday to me (I just assume it does). It doesn’t help that he was motivated to do it as a distraction from the fact that the…

Last summer I flew with my 2.5 year old son and my 14 month old Type 1 diabetic son. It was the worst experience of my life, in fact, I’m driving 880 miles this summer just to avoid flying with them again and so they don’t learn any new words.

I don’t remember where I heard this but the best theory (based on my individual family/social experience/life) is that it’s about control. The thinner you are the more control you have over yourself and that translates into having the best of your life together and then you win the queen B crown.

No breastfeeding mother could hold her child in that position for a full feeding, those butterball get heavy!

Here’s how the explaining would go with my 3 year old.

f#@$ Vogue

I wonder if the comlmexity comes in based on state laws that sometimes assign paternal responsibility to the husband (if they were ciommon law this could pertain) of the mother until contested and then it’s the judges choice to assign financial support.

This is horrifying, mostly because it reminds of a man in Massachusetts that was convicted for conspiracy to kidnap a 2 year old and then rape, murder, and eat the child and he was convicted on online activity.

My pregnancy felt like my child had an arm sticking through my cervix for 6 months. Also, my first birth left me hunched over with a bag of ice in my undies and saying “why does it look like it’s inside out!?!?!”

After my second I was ready to go home the next morning but in the US they keep you for 24 hours. It was an easy breezey birth and I was homd 36 hours after it and taking care of my newborn and 18 month old like nothjng happened.

I was a fussy bride. I wanted everything to be perfect in every way that was important.

My sister in law recently announced she will be eloping at some point with the lovely man she is with andnow I know the 30 things to give her. Granted, the wok will be a fridge magnet and she has to return my youngest child after hr delivers the giant basket of all this stuff, but still, now I know and I’m absolutely…

A similar thing happened at my high school. Teacher and studrnt were hooking up for 2 years and the week after she graduated they got married and moved to arizon and had a baby. Last I heard he left her for another 18 year old and moved again.

It’s two shit tons when you take into consideration what else he has to do to stay healthy and that to get in this type of shape he would almost need to live identical days, like Groudhog Day, as far as his activity/food/sleep schedules are concerned. Even more so since he hasnt pumped in years and is MDI.

I would just add Emma Thompson to your list or I’d just go drinking with Aisha Tyler and wakeup on a tropical island 2 weeks later.

Should I be tipping my milk man? And what about when my husband sends me flowers?

White Diamonds was my favorite folded magazine perfume sample as an adolescent.

Four years of pregnancy, breastfeeding, and an IUD; suddenly her image reminded me that there's nothing more heartbreaking to me than cute sheets with s period stain I can't wash out. It's been a long time since I dealt with a period and I like the pseudo life change thing My body is doing.