Hertz can swear out a false report for the not-stolen vehicles. There have been several cases of people yanked from cars with guns aimed at them and fingers on triggers, with cops screaming to “stop resisting” as the cops do a knee drop onto their head because Hertz did just that.

I’m just disappointed that Tyson didn’t beat him, badly.

Not YET!

My first thought also! Never let a silly thing like causing a major publicity nightmare get in the way of some good ole’ customer abuse!

But perfectly appropriate for the intellectual age of the Paul bros.

Sounds about white.

See the court case Finders v Keepers.

By the time I got there even their breakroom was ransacked, so I didn’t even get a Hertz donut.

Love that car. One of my favorite automobile designs ever. Could look at it 4ever.

The most surprising part about all of this is that Hertz didn’t try to immediately arrest all of the customers.

A typo in the comments section does not “destroy” anything.

This is uncomfortably close to being an actual scene from “Idiocracy”. 

Is this really the narrative? Trump won the election, and right wing media controls the majority of the narrative on traditional and internet media. And the narrative is that we should block anything Democrats don’t agree with? How do you come to that conclusion?

Oh no, I accidentally typed a word I don’t commonly use in Spanish instead of English. However will I be able to show myself in public again?

Elon has sucked for a long time - well before he linked up with Trump.

All of a sudden? Hating Elon is not new. He’s been an embarrassing imbecil since at least the cave submarine incident. 

No, that is complete and utter BS. The laptop controversy was Faux News fiction while the Russians admitted they helped the cowardly orange traitor.

I’m seeing Taycan + AMG GT under the frumpy jumper.

He always claims 2 years because it's to pump the real product, TSLA stock.

“just enough to be dangerous”.