Reminds me of the FT-1.

Hate all of this.

Snape killed Dumbledore? You son of a bitch!

"Shut up and take my money!"

Jalops everywhere be like...

Paraphrasing... "I love all the gizzards being exposed. It's like a very sexy lady with a very short skirt. The automotive equivalent of the camel toe."

It's a bra. Look at the front badge pushing up. Still don't understand why people use them as they do more harm than good.

Or the C6 Z06 wheels. Or the fucking car bra (I hate them with a passion). But it's a badass car and it sucks big time that it got damaged.

Fucking right.

This rustles my jimmies.

In an hour long powerpoint that covered everything from the faster steering rack to the number of CDs the STI's interior can hold (24!), we also heard how much better it drives. But hearing marketing speak and demographics on a driver's car is so boring. Subaru is dangling a rally bred cake in front of us, and we're…

And it looks like an Accord!

Spot. Fucking. On.

I can't be the only one who got all hot and bothered after seeing the Stingray getting hooned while being dirty with the top off? Right?

Hnnnnnnnnng!

Jimmy Status: Rustled

And no matter how ugly the WRX has been, it's always been brilliant once you got behind the wheel. So when we saw the concept for the new WRX at the New York Auto Show in 2013, we thought that worlds were colliding. It was pure sex.