Guys, I think something happens in 4vengers that might bring back the Guardians, Spiderman, and Black Panther. I know, I know, that’s crazy talk but I just have this.. suspicion? Premonition? Gut feeling? Eh, maybe it’s just gas.

Add yours to my theory that Original Trilogy Chewie is actually Lumpy who took on the name of his father after his father dies on the Snowpiercer train and we got a deal.

Can I get an honorable mention for this?

That Facebook group of people who think they’re “like Rick” is ironic since Rick himself hates organized groups and the people who feel like they need to be a part of one.

I never read The Handmaid’s Tale but I assume it takes place in present-day Edina.

mystified or bored or otherwise deterred by a simple screen

I always get this confused = Bushmaster is a Luke Cage villain, and Bushman is the Moon Knight villain, right? (And Busch is the villain of people with decent taste in beer, amirite?)

Is that you, Progressive Liberal?

and yet ANOTHER reason he is better than Jordan.

The LAST THING ANYBODY NEEDS IS A WHITE MEDUSA WITH DREADS. I WILL FIGHT YOU.

oh man is this a real post

We’re rewatching the entire series to get prepared and man... does that show SUCK after the Laura Palmer murder is solved and David Lynch left the show. It is a slog getting thru those episodes.

White reporter: “Any chance you want to try it again? Without swearing?”

In OBJ’s defense, the grounds crew member kept telling him that he’s “not just a member of the grounds crew, he’s also a part owner of the team”.

Trump: You know, Luke was a terrible Jedi. That’s true. He didn’t complete his training with Yoda and got his hand chopped off by his dad. Sad. I’d never get my hand chopped off, and that has nothing to do with the size of my hands. My hands are actually huge. They’re luxurious. They’re the best hands.

I agree with this except for the fact that R2D2 is the baddest muthafucka in the entire Star Wars story. Nothing would happen without him all the main characters would be dead. He is the only droid I could ever consider to be a Jedi

Don’t these guys also love The Matrix, which is a movie about a half-Asian guy, a black man, and a woman fighting an army of white dudes? (Which was made by a couple of men who later became transgender women.)

He was only off by two feet.

Watch these two dudes deflect one or two Roman candle blasts with lightsabers, but get pelted with others and completely miss most of them.