That Facebook group of people who think they’re “like Rick” is ironic since Rick himself hates organized groups and the people who feel like they need to be a part of one.
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I never read The Handmaid’s Tale but I assume it takes place in present-day Edina.
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I was talking to a friend about my weekend plans, and I told her that I probably wouldn’t do much because I’d…
mystified or bored or otherwise deterred by a simple screen
Is that you, Progressive Liberal?
and yet ANOTHER reason he is better than Jordan.
oh man is this a real post
White reporter: “Any chance you want to try it again? Without swearing?”
In OBJ’s defense, the grounds crew member kept telling him that he’s “not just a member of the grounds crew, he’s also a part owner of the team”.
Trump: You know, Luke was a terrible Jedi. That’s true. He didn’t complete his training with Yoda and got his hand chopped off by his dad. Sad. I’d never get my hand chopped off, and that has nothing to do with the size of my hands. My hands are actually huge. They’re luxurious. They’re the best hands.
“So.. you’re saying that’s NOT real?” - Donald Trump
“Challenge accepted”
He didn’t attend his grandfather’s funeral—the same grandfather he once called before every game.
When literally every other player is Sombra but you stick with your main:
Learn how a bill becomes a law.
Some other things Trump didn’t know he had to do as president:
To be fair, it is difficult for Chris Christie to stand for long periods of time.
Um, duh! So you can knock people in to it! What the hell else are pits even for, man?
