This was me. Except I used headphones, and on occasion, threw some other ‘90s alt like Sponge, Better Than Ezra and Cornershop into the mix.

+1 jersey tossed onto the ice.

Not to worry -- they’ve already got you covered: http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/sports/sixers/Sixers-partner-with-StubHub-for-jersey-patch.html

Make America(n Hockey) Great Again.

The best USA hockey could ever muster during Obama’s term was a silver-medal finish in 2010. Sad!

But was it written in Comic Sans?

Buried the lede, Torch. Are Charles and the ninth-grade girlfriend still dating/married?

Something something even year something.

Throw Lanny McDonald and Dave Babych into the mix as well. Get some of the game’s all-time great mustaches.

+0-7

Hockey fans everywhere are waiting for the Hurricanes to pull out of North Carolina.

Came here for this, did not leave disappointed.

I have fond memories of Brian Dawkins slaughtering Alge Crumpler in the 2004 NFC Championship game.

If these executives stand behind their stated beliefs, why wouldn’t they put their names to it? Maybe they just don’t have the courage of their convictions.

Hockey players will be feeling a bit sore after mowing the lawn, but well get back out there and FINISH THEIR SHIFT because it’s a man’s sport.

Really hate to be “that guy,” but Barcelona was 1992, not ‘96.

I, for one, welcome our new Tobacco overlords.

There’s only one way this would end: spectacularly.

How much of his statement would be pandering to the season ticket holders, though? Surely they’re pissed off as well.

Not as cool as this Grand Wagoneer, but it’s close.