Kerridge would have been better off at UNC. No one there would have given a shit about his missed assignments.

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You call yourself a fan.

As a Kentucky fan, I take offense to this. If you took the time to learn about the proud history of our program, you would know we never wire payment to players. We mail recruits cash money in poorly sealed FedEx packages.

I should show these to my wife then.

12 page resume? Ok bro

Time is a flat circle, Tim.

This was a good one:

This is a good opportunity to not make bigoted comments or claims that betray a basic ignorance of how gender identity and/or human biology work.

Ummmmm, if they plan on doing it again it is appropriate to call it a First Annual Event. Stand your ground Samer. It's your article and you can write it how you want.

The Good old NCCA

In fact, Saint Peter denied Nunez's employment three times.

The laws already protect the photographer though. If he, in all cases, refuses to accept money to photograph a cow being prepared for consumption, that's just business and is legal. If he only refuses to photograph said cow for people who are Hindu, but would do it for Christians, or atheists, or whatever other group,…

Oh, yeah, that worked out well the first time we tried it.

If you believe the law was intended to protect Hindu photographers then you are an idiot.

The law does not agree with you here and your point has been hashed to death on here and Gawker.

You should be denied service with no explanation and we will see how you react.