The extra "p" is for "PUP", which is a family nickname for his father's arm

Guess who shot to the top of Marv Albert's list of favorite players

For a second I thought you said he had become the NFL's Bob Woodruff and I dreamt my long-standing Christmas wish that Peter King stepped on an IED had finally come true.

The suspension apparently isn't the only thing Selig made Braun choke down

You may think this is just a printed backdrop, but it's actually a live camera feed of Putin's Summer Getaway camp where you can watch protestors go rafting in concrete boots.

A cancer relapse? I didn't know Barcelona resigned Balotelli

These are actually mobile panini presses

Of all the demands he could make regard Suzy Kolber and that's all he came up with? What a profound lack of imagination and perversion

At least this time Shanahan can't be blamed for RGIII getting fucked over by stiffness and blood pooling in his lower extremities.

Norm is God

Norm is God

I'm going to send you a dick pic very so often so you remember your roots, you carpet bagging son of a bitch.

If Chris Hansen can't prevent the trauma of these kids being exposed to degenerate Predators what fucking good is he?

I haven't seen an overweight Cessna ruin a vagina like that since Aaliyah.

"Dawson's report says O'Brien got a standing ovation from the board after he was finished. No vote was taken, and individual trustees declined to comment after the meeting was over"

I haven't seen someone care that much about keeping something pure and white since I stopped getting the Ron Paul newsletter.

Gawker Media's cross-linking has attained sentience. All glory to the meganet.

As a resident of Wisconsin, I can validate everything Uwe said about those shifty, layabout Ohioans.

I just found my new gym song for eternity

This is a million times better than the last video Furhman teammates made with Rodney King